Electrodrome

Next thing you’re going to tell me is that this isn’t Queen Elizabeth...

That USED to be the home of the Houston Rockets - The Summit / Compaq Center, but now is the main hub of God awful mega Lakewood Church.

Which is funny to me given how many unspeakable things that Charles Barkley did to dancers in that building.

I assume this joke gets made EVERY TIME this comic comes up, but I’ll shamelessly make it here.

“Tacos on every corner” beats the fuck out of “Chicken in every pot”. Take that sick burn HERBERT HOOVER!

Ok, lots of experience with kids up and down the ASD spectrum, including myself and my son - both PDD-NOS.

You GUYS! I’m totally NOT Harley Quinn! Obviously I’m TANGENT JOKER! Urrrrvrybody is Harley Quinn, did you think I’d be such a basic bitch?! Yeah, she has a mallet too... Tangent was before Harley had officially been part of the comics, so Jurgens was making reference to the character... look it’s NOT HARLEY! I might…

Populous was one of my first “real” games. It mostly made sense, but it was unbelievably clunky and it didn’t feel like you had proper control, even if you think you should. Features were there, but with only perfunctory coding that I’m not sure actually did anything.

Long time Rocket’s fan, and I hate HATE that god damned bear. But we protect our own, so IT’S ON YOU SHIT EATING CROMAG.

No one beats on that bear but ME!

My headcannon version of the DCCU has Elseworlds in it, and in the first Elseworlds movie, its an anthology of Gotham by Gaslight, Superman: Red Son, and the framing narrative is Nix Uotan going to these worlds to find the Superman in each, for a climatic battle against Dax Novu against the FLIGHT OF THE SUPERMANS…

My headcannon version of the DCCU has Elseworlds in it, and in the first Elseworlds movie, its an anthology of…

I basically want to recreate a whole cloth version of the DC universe in the form of feature length movies starting action figures. Not stop motion (GOD NO), but in hilarious “playing with my toys and shooting it but with a real story” way.

I swear to God, because of this line “Firmly but Politely” is exactly how I deal with difficult people. I seriously hear the words in Hanks voice right before I start in.

I have a WWHHD belt buckle. Not fooling. You know what... it usually WORKS. Better than Jesus anyway, Jesus didn’t have to deal with as many giblet…

“My son and daughter are dead to me.” - Clearly father of the year. They don’t owe you anything for fucking their mom. Frankly, I can only imagine that fucking PRIMETIME Goldie Hawn has its own rewards. Grats. Now Leave.

They have a Dad, you aren’t it. Sperm Donor Walking.

Article presupposition: This looks weird and offputting.

Article failed. I WANT A GAME OF THIS!

“THIS... is lack of irony.” - The Late James Earl Jones, recently discovered not dead in his, I assume, California home by family members, happy to see him up and about at his age. An outpouring of memorial was shown online as people just decided “Hey, why wait till he’s dead!? JEJ! JEJ! JEJ! Mustafa AND Vader! ONE…

“I’ve dedicated my life to a specific skill, one that will pay me massively if I can hone it, and I now have done so to the point that my entire body can perform this athletic feat while in a state that most would consider to be unhealthy or uncoordinated.

“But were dragging BEDS! Come on you guys! This is soooo important. You guys!” - Like clockwork, a new batch of college freshmen learning the fine line between goodhearted but ignorant and silly girl and knowledgeable and powerful woman wasn’t nearly as complicated as or grey as she thought... where are the…

Eat reasonable amounts of balanced foods that are grown and prepared in ways that you know are healthy and responsible. Do a reasonable amount of exercise and activity and limit your sedentary habits. Maintain your endocrine functions.