Kinda funny how that RAF suit and Doctor Who prop has been repeatedly rendered in more and more complicated graphical engines over the years.

Someone’s job is to painstakingly recreate something that some budget minded props master raided from his local surplus store in the 60s. Kinda neat.

“I don’t even want to get into the mechanics of what just happened here.”

Looking at this line it’s so flat, but in Hannibal Buress’ off-kilter cadence and laid back delivery, its one of the funniest goddamned moments of the entire show. Not to mention it relieves the tension we’ve been feeling in his absence by…

[ shows a clip from “Valentine” ]

Announcer: He loves me not. It’s Valentine’s Day. Love hurts.

Music from the motion picture, “Valentine”, featuring music from: Nine Inch Nails, The Deftones, Rob Zombie, Exquisite Mammals, T.C., Wheelwright’s Ghost, Grab The Jester, Motherboard, Skilled Homicide Harmony, Book, Fall…

The real sequel is Ultra Comics:

Loren Bouchard is kind of a personal hero to me. Listening to the commentary for Home Movies shows you what a blue collar, do-it-my-own-way (‘cause I don’t know any other), genuinely affecting person he is. His show’s female characters are constantly dynamic and interesting and flawed and awesome.

Paula Small & Melissa…

Electrodrome

Next thing you’re going to tell me is that this isn’t Queen Elizabeth...

That USED to be the home of the Houston Rockets - The Summit / Compaq Center, but now is the main hub of God awful mega Lakewood Church.

Which is funny to me given how many unspeakable things that Charles Barkley did to dancers in that building.

I assume this joke gets made EVERY TIME this comic comes up, but I’ll shamelessly make it here.

“Tacos on every corner” beats the fuck out of “Chicken in every pot”. Take that sick burn HERBERT HOOVER!

Ok, lots of experience with kids up and down the ASD spectrum, including myself and my son - both PDD-NOS.

You GUYS! I’m totally NOT Harley Quinn! Obviously I’m TANGENT JOKER! Urrrrvrybody is Harley Quinn, did you think I’d be such a basic bitch?! Yeah, she has a mallet too... Tangent was before Harley had officially been part of the comics, so Jurgens was making reference to the character... look it’s NOT HARLEY! I might…

Populous was one of my first “real” games. It mostly made sense, but it was unbelievably clunky and it didn’t feel like you had proper control, even if you think you should. Features were there, but with only perfunctory coding that I’m not sure actually did anything.

Long time Rocket’s fan, and I hate HATE that god damned bear. But we protect our own, so IT’S ON YOU SHIT EATING CROMAG.

No one beats on that bear but ME!

My headcannon version of the DCCU has Elseworlds in it, and in the first Elseworlds movie, its an anthology of Gotham by Gaslight, Superman: Red Son, and the framing narrative is Nix Uotan going to these worlds to find the Superman in each, for a climatic battle against Dax Novu against the FLIGHT OF THE SUPERMANS…

My headcannon version of the DCCU has Elseworlds in it, and in the first Elseworlds movie, its an anthology of…

I basically want to recreate a whole cloth version of the DC universe in the form of feature length movies starting action figures. Not stop motion (GOD NO), but in hilarious “playing with my toys and shooting it but with a real story” way.

I swear to God, because of this line “Firmly but Politely” is exactly how I deal with difficult people. I seriously hear the words in Hanks voice right before I start in.

I have a WWHHD belt buckle. Not fooling. You know what... it usually WORKS. Better than Jesus anyway, Jesus didn’t have to deal with as many giblet…

“My son and daughter are dead to me.” - Clearly father of the year. They don’t owe you anything for fucking their mom. Frankly, I can only imagine that fucking PRIMETIME Goldie Hawn has its own rewards. Grats. Now Leave.

They have a Dad, you aren’t it. Sperm Donor Walking.