No going to see this, but I have only one question.

Does it PING PING PING! Looking at how badly they fucked up one of the coolest objects in comics already I’m guessing it didn’t.

Its not just that its flat, it actually has little sluices that run the syrup OFF the “waffle”.

I think The Pact is a good story to center a New Gods film on. You can center all the major events of the mythology around this story. The Epilogue of The Old Gods, Metron’s Betrayal, The Hunting Party, The Endless War, The Pact itself, The Breaking of the Pact by Mister Miracle, the War of The New Gods comes to Earth.

I’m looking at that list and something doesn’t... ADD UP!

Thanks folks! I’ll show myself out.

Kinda funny how that RAF suit and Doctor Who prop has been repeatedly rendered in more and more complicated graphical engines over the years.

Someone’s job is to painstakingly recreate something that some budget minded props master raided from his local surplus store in the 60s. Kinda neat.

“I don’t even want to get into the mechanics of what just happened here.”

Looking at this line it’s so flat, but in Hannibal Buress’ off-kilter cadence and laid back delivery, its one of the funniest goddamned moments of the entire show. Not to mention it relieves the tension we’ve been feeling in his absence by…

“Capcom games of the late 80s/90s are some of the finest works ever created in electronic entertainment.” - Osama bin Laden?!

[ shows a clip from “Valentine” ]

Announcer: He loves me not. It’s Valentine’s Day. Love hurts.

Music from the motion picture, “Valentine”, featuring music from: Nine Inch Nails, The Deftones, Rob Zombie, Exquisite Mammals, T.C., Wheelwright’s Ghost, Grab The Jester, Motherboard, Skilled Homicide Harmony, Book, Fall…

Oh Arcade, you are like... the fucking worst.

Might I also suggest Desaad’s Happyland or Mickey Eye’s Theme Park?

I’m going to guess they are going to go the “X-Men: Origins - Wolverine” route with Man of Steel, BvS:DoJ, and Suicide Squad (and probably Justice League, let’s be real here).
 
“These events more or less happened, but we aren’t going to cop any plot details, character arcs, timelines, and or anything else that we don’t…

The real sequel is Ultra Comics:

Petunia was sold into prostitution... everyone knows that...

Porky is a nebbish everyman beset equally be the absurdity of modern life and the antics of his wacky associates.

In short - he’s the straight man and he’s awesome at it.

Loren Bouchard is kind of a personal hero to me. Listening to the commentary for Home Movies shows you what a blue collar, do-it-my-own-way (‘cause I don’t know any other), genuinely affecting person he is. His show’s female characters are constantly dynamic and interesting and flawed and awesome.

Paula Small & Melissa…

Got nothing on Atomic Knight Batman who had to put down his zombified parents as a child. It’s the best, most fucked up twist on the Batman mythology I’ve ever read, and its like a few panels of exposition total.

‘Cause Grant Morrison...

Wrong spokesman for lazy font choices for film...

Burn in Hell Mistral. Nail salons and body shops deserve better than you.

Mister Miracle - He looks cool, he’s integral to the New Gods mythology that is coming to live action, and he’s constantly strapped to KIRBYTECH!

Being in the DC Universe in a hero protected town is a lot better than being in a non-protected town. You put up with some nerve toxin threats because you’d probably have the same problem in Topeka, but no Batman to save you.

If this is used to showcase a wide variety of perspectives and interesting takes on the DC iconography... that’d be cool. My guess is this will be the excuse they use to have loose continuity and themes and allow them to sweep bad movies under the rug.