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Article failed. I WANT A GAME OF THIS!

“THIS... is lack of irony.” - The Late James Earl Jones, recently discovered not dead in his, I assume, California home by family members, happy to see him up and about at his age. An outpouring of memorial was shown online as people just decided “Hey, why wait till he’s dead!? JEJ! JEJ! JEJ! Mustafa AND Vader! ONE…

“I’ve dedicated my life to a specific skill, one that will pay me massively if I can hone it, and I now have done so to the point that my entire body can perform this athletic feat while in a state that most would consider to be unhealthy or uncoordinated.

“But were dragging BEDS! Come on you guys! This is soooo important. You guys!” - Like clockwork, a new batch of college freshmen learning the fine line between goodhearted but ignorant and silly girl and knowledgeable and powerful woman wasn’t nearly as complicated as or grey as she thought... where are the…

Eat reasonable amounts of balanced foods that are grown and prepared in ways that you know are healthy and responsible. Do a reasonable amount of exercise and activity and limit your sedentary habits. Maintain your endocrine functions.

I’m pretty sure JACK fucking KIRBY would be damn proud that Johnny Storm was played by a black actor. Go ask Stan, I’m sure he’ll tell ya I’m RIGHT. Ask his kids.

Well. Build it and they will come.

This song always sent chills down my spine. Now I know why.

I agree with gamers on one major point: WIRED! I hate wireless mice especially - heavy turds that run out at the wrong time.

Movies are easy as hell compared to a modern AAA games. Just look at the scripts! And the budgets...

Good, he should be. Lets knock all this “find your mista J” shit out right now.

I have a complicated relationship with 2nd wave feminism. Long live the Third (or whathaveyou)...

I vote for a Best Obviously Planned Celebrity Response:

This is the response to those numbskulls who didn’t like Thunderdome because “MORE CAR CHASES!” - Here, suck on a big car chase bitches!

When you are critical to making people billions, you make sure you get you cut no matter how much you already have.

First, I never kid about the sexual assault of a machine, fax or otherwise.

You typed the words, “child porn”, accused someone (a real person) of participating in a facsimile of it, and you don’t know what it is?

So, somehow molding a hunk of plastic is the same as molesting children for profit?

I’m sorry the one brown man didn’t beat up the other brown may to your approval. Maybe next time you won’t spend a stupid amount of money on a outdated, racist, ugly sport.

Only way to save MOS2: BVMOS:DOJ* (actual Justice may vary...) is to have Nix Uotan show up in his interversal bleed hopping rig, turn a grimdark Hot Topic pink punk bunny into Captain Carrot, have Sunshine Superman pop out (Terry Crews natch) and headlock this piss poor imitation goyerverse... uh, Kal-Hell? and throw…