I’m pretty sure JACK fucking KIRBY would be damn proud that Johnny Storm was played by a black actor. Go ask Stan, I’m sure he’ll tell ya I’m RIGHT. Ask his kids.

Well. Build it and they will come.

This song always sent chills down my spine. Now I know why.

I agree with gamers on one major point: WIRED! I hate wireless mice especially - heavy turds that run out at the wrong time.

Movies are easy as hell compared to a modern AAA games. Just look at the scripts! And the budgets...

Good, he should be. Lets knock all this “find your mista J” shit out right now.

I have a complicated relationship with 2nd wave feminism. Long live the Third (or whathaveyou)...

I vote for a Best Obviously Planned Celebrity Response:

This is the response to those numbskulls who didn’t like Thunderdome because “MORE CAR CHASES!” - Here, suck on a big car chase bitches!

When you are critical to making people billions, you make sure you get you cut no matter how much you already have.

First, I never kid about the sexual assault of a machine, fax or otherwise.

You typed the words, “child porn”, accused someone (a real person) of participating in a facsimile of it, and you don’t know what it is?

So, somehow molding a hunk of plastic is the same as molesting children for profit?

I’m sorry the one brown man didn’t beat up the other brown may to your approval. Maybe next time you won’t spend a stupid amount of money on a outdated, racist, ugly sport.

Only way to save MOS2: BVMOS:DOJ* (actual Justice may vary...) is to have Nix Uotan show up in his interversal bleed hopping rig, turn a grimdark Hot Topic pink punk bunny into Captain Carrot, have Sunshine Superman pop out (Terry Crews natch) and headlock this piss poor imitation goyerverse... uh, Kal-Hell? and throw…

The only feesable soultion is the establishment of a Law Enforcement Oversight arm of the FBI for overseeing, investigating and prosecuting if necessary (in federal court THANKS), and setting basic practices for all law enforcement agencies in the United States.

In the future blow jobs will be administered by men and women who like to do it, are good at it, and just want to be recognized for their talents and efforts.

Peak Hotness Ally at that.

At least the creation tools got a LOT better...

Minor cultural ignorance is soooooo hilarious. Don't you feel so much better about yourself?