+10 Internets for you

i do coke, playa...but my aunt's cousin's neighbor's son makes a good living writing corny jokes from home.

They should sell the precut cardboard. I'd pay if it was cheap just to give it a whirl.

$0.

Sparta.

What is this?

28 and proud of my Immense Penis.

Now we just need a plugin that turns all instances of "immense penis" into "intellectual property".

On a related note, I don't know why Gawker doesn't have a mobile app yet.

"this is a Kickstarter project after all." doesn't appear to link to anything that even mentions Kickstarter.

Harrison Ford is Christopher Pike as Han Solo in Star Wars Into Darkness!

outsourcing in the 60s?

That's like naming your band "Free Beer" so people mistakenly come see you play.

"Unless the shots of Transformers in Beijing are facing away from the Pangu, it'll be hard for an editor to remove the whole building from the background while Optimus Prime lays the smackdown on some Decepticons."

So what about the condition of the flags? The general consensus is that the colors have probably faded to white.

maybe like this?

that's a million dollar idea right there.

CAN IIIIITTTTT!???
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sorry you had that coming :P