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I'm looking for an android tablet. Samsung has me sold on a physical home button,and I need — NEED — miniSD. Also, 8ish inches. Do you guys have any recommendations besides the Galaxy series, anyone besides Samsung? More than likely I'll go with a Galaxy something... But still. There may be something out there.

"retrain" should be "refrain". Silly fingers.

Personally, I don't retrain myself. I just refrain from buying the things that aren't good for me than I'll eat alot of. Also, I cook healthy meals at home – think spinach with meat with other veggies. When I say 'moderation' I really more mean lifestyle. Moving around and such.

That's sad!

I have some friends with different dietary requirements. I don't really get why, but my stomach accepts everything except for fresh tomatoes. (bleh.) One, she just found out that medically she needs to be gluten free. My sister is allergic to beer. An old girlfriend is allergic to nearly every single…

I love whole milk. I grew up on it. In fact, I'm going to buy some now.

Maybe the key with eating the things you love is moderation and not being stupid?

Vote: Facebook.

What, you think I'm kidding?

Way to be on topic!

I'M NOT GOING TO TWEET AT YOU.

Consumers in general have been getting tired of so many sales.

Japanese Jersey Shore?

It seems like if you've already killed Google+, but still have Gmail, the option isn't there.

Vote: Speakers from each of those systems found at garage sales and thrift stores, spliced together.

or, "Yes, but I haven't ever used it."

Can you add, "No, but I bought an Arduino."?

Apparently you aren't familiar with comedy! Haha. My post is half joke.

Why is he on a boat for this?

Very nice use of the rope location.

It's the Ballmer Peak. XKCD outed it.

What's a WiiU?

An attachment for the Wii?