I'M NOT GOING TO TWEET AT YOU.

Consumers in general have been getting tired of so many sales.

Japanese Jersey Shore?

It seems like if you've already killed Google+, but still have Gmail, the option isn't there.

Vote: Speakers from each of those systems found at garage sales and thrift stores, spliced together.

or, "Yes, but I haven't ever used it."

Can you add, "No, but I bought an Arduino."?

Apparently you aren't familiar with comedy! Haha. My post is half joke.

Why is he on a boat for this?

Very nice use of the rope location.

It's the Ballmer Peak. XKCD outed it.

What's a WiiU?

An attachment for the Wii?

Amen.

I'll take all of your unwanted gifts, except for 'favors' that involve bedrooms.

You're all roses and cheer, aren't you?

My mouse is my remote, for my computer. Seeing that you guys were asking about those big blocking devices with buttons I last used in the late 90's – I do not own any of them.

When I pull out a TV I own, I switch it to HDMI and plug in the Xbox 306. Then the controller is the 'remote' – in so far as one would play…

"If you have the money to spend..."

Eh. I've always skipped this brand, just like I've started to skip Apple. I'd rather have three HD's mirrored than one HD – which I'd only be able to afford one or less, rather than the three with other brands.

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Edit: Ah, sorry. I haven't voted in a hive five in a while and didn't realize the rules changed.

I may not like IE, but I like the hacks that enable Win7 folks to do the things that are typically only available for the newest OS. (Next, make it work in XP!)

Ew, gross. All your life you have cookies do what to each other? And then you eat them! Hopefully you at least let them finish the act before you go munching on them.