Buy a pie with your debit card, and then eat it. Problem solved.

I've used LibreOffice.

[xkcd.com]

Isn't CS5 Student and Teacher normally around that much off? It isn't as much 85%, but 85% off from the full version's price, and a smaller percentage off the typical Student and Teacher price?

Oloneo Photoengine.

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I remember when PSP9 was good, too.

The rumor is that wobsites have images and blags have text.

It seems like the dicks have come in full force at the comments.

Your writing is top notch. One of my favorite techniques is the repetitive use of phrases.

I really want someone to use a photo of the inside of their device as the background.

Wait – what? I just bought a USB 3.0 HD yesterday! Of course there aren't any of the other kinds of USB devices, for instance I won't be buying a flash drive until I can get it USB 3.

VOTE: Peanuts

There are ads on lifehacker?

I'd say it's much easier to use audacity, as you can 'see' the song, and where to cut. With this method of recording the time (good for making ringtones, btw. save as m4r files) you have to figure out the stop and start times, and change the song settings a bunch. With audacity: cut/paste/save. Done.

Hmmmmm

(guns don't kill people. nor do rocks.)

The obvious solution, if you have a laptop, is to take it apart and install a hardware keyboard on/off switch.

This guy has the same guide, without it being Instructables. I also posted other links above that could be helpful.

You just need to carefully take it apart and solder the wires that need to be soldered. I posted some links that could help. Even though it applies to Apple stuff, you can take the same concepts and use them for your power brick.