Coming soon to all MY2015 Mercedes-Benz...Auto "Holy Crap I've Been Carjacked By a Terrorist" Tweet/SMS messaging....of course this feature will be bundled in with the Big Brother Package for $6500

I don't know what it is about Mercedes Sprinters that I just like them so much. It seems by the other comments my irrational want is not alone.

When I get clients that ask? "Hey, can you get me a good deal on a Civic?" I say sure, but you really should drive the Mazda3. 3 clients out of 5 ended up with the Mazda.

F1 Aerodynamics where not invented by humans....

Thanks for the H/T Travis!

LOL

Oh you all thought this was ugly...

Sounds like a plan, can we swap rides for an hour?

Possibly, can't hurt to ask. :)

I should threaten to un-follow them if they don't give me an E63 AMG wagon.

To Jalops it does

VANOS kicked in yo...

Well "yellow" does mean slow down :)

I need to be more rad...oh there is a button for that.

I'll just leave this here "Jim Breuer does AC/DC"

CP because CB

It's a wagon, it's a diesel. Automatch is happy...wait did you say automatic only. Oh well, can't win them all. I'm still happy this car is coming to the US.

One does not simply...post something of this nature and not expect the Gawker horde

It's funny because it's true

Uh it's a Ferrari of course it's happy....