Nice...I think we really need to have a "you might be a gearhead if... article all to itself.

This is awesome. My son is only 4 months old and I can't wait until he is old enough to drive one of these things. Heck, I'm counting the days until he can safely play with Hotwheels/Matchbox cars.

Simple test: Do you read Jalopnik?

On the seventh day God did not rest...he created Miata. And then proceeded to hoon about the universe, do you know why solar systems are elliptical? It's from cosmic Miata donuts.

Well done on the syllogism.

No one really, but you do want to get them in and out of the back with cuffs on easily.

Good point. Are there aftermarket exhaust systems that make your car quieter?

That was an excellent defense, especially for Toyota in this crowd. Are you a lawyer who represents people who sue McDonald's because they got fat? ;)

Hey someone has to, they really do need better sales :)

As a Mazda owner I'm the first to say that my 3 is under-powered, has mediocre gas mileage, so-so interior, and polarizing exterior styling. But, it is way more driver connected that most FWD cars in its class.

BMW 335 sedan. In the US everyone expects cop cars to be domestic, 3-series are everywhere (see leasing), so it blends in. You can easily add boost for MOAR POWER or AWD for snowy climates and it's a great highway cruiser. Sure the maintenance would be super expensive and the back seat is uncomfortable for perps, but…

I believe "stealth" implies that it is actually capable of something. Now, a RWD converted beige Camry with an LFA engine shoe-horned in would be super-stealth.

I'm sticking to my guns on this one:

I've always liked the Fit, it has a nice JDM style going for it. But then again I have a soft-spot for fun small cars (former Mini Cooper S owner). Almost bought a 2011 Fit Sport 5-speed, but I couldn't get past it being way under-powered and a bit shaky at highway speeds. Sure the Fit is a little over-priced but it…

Ha

Saab- help me!

Volvo- Just as expensive as the Germans, but hey we are safe....did you know we are safe?

Acura- Reliably Ugly

You win! But you forgot to excessively use the word "bro" in your sentence.

More like 5oyrs ago