Lost in all of this is that Bill Elliott's son Chase — at the ripe old age of 17 — won a truck race in his sixth start in the series. That kid's gonna go far.

And Chelsea has no proven striker.

He won't be benched on a long-term basis. Whoever ends up buying him will be happy to start him.

Yes, that scoring prowess was on display this past Monday at Old Trafford.

Got them winning the whole thing? There at two teams in Manchester laughing at your foolishness.

Can't blame Prokhorov for saying that he'd rather emulate a successful franchise than the Knicks. Truth hurts, doesn't it James Dolan?

Jon Stewart was pointing out that's what the 24 hour cable 'news' networks do. It's not something he does himself.

Had this not gained traction in the press, the NCAA would have shrugged and told Rhodes that it was sorry, but rules are rules (meaning he didn't want to play for a major D1 moneymaker.) For the latter, academic fraud and other shenanigans are no problem, but for the little schools without the benefit of relentless…

That's the most fight the Nats have shown all season. They now trail the Braves by 12.5 and have as much chance of making the playoffs as the Chicago Cubs.

Manziel is probably the anti-Tebow.

Right, when I read the headline, I thought "did the Department of 'No Shit!' write this?"

Sorry about that, I mistook what you meant. My bad. You should live here at Ground Zero. There is a Tar Heel contingent is blasting every online and call-in avenue with fingerpointing at other schools, with implausible denials, etc. blaming the local paper for being out to get them, for making things up and so…

You are SO right!

Annnd, the inevitable Tiger Woods comparisons begin.

Johnson and Wynalda should star in a remake of "Dumb and Dumber."

My company doesn't want me to take a vacation at work, and damned if I am going to work on vacation. Period.

When I was a young kid, five or so, my Dad had an Amphicar.

Or whether they have a UNC or Duke connection, however tenuous. Cody Zeller is Tyler Zeller's brother. Tyler is a former UNC player.

This is the town that used to fill its arena up to the rafters when the Hornets were here. It's not Charlotte, Michael Jordan, it's YOU. You left Nerlens Noel AND Alex Len out there for a former Tar Heel's brother.

Keep in mind that ESPN is adding a six-day-a-week soccer show starting in August too.