Problem with having those jet engines is you have to also bring the fuel to power them and you probably could not pack enough into a minivan.

Imagine the trouble for Duke if this filters down to the college ranks.

Nobodyb buys tickets to see the umpires at a MLB game, yet they set the gold standard for trying to be THE show.

It's about damned time they put rear foglights onto cars in the US for exactly the reason you state. I had nearly the same thing happen to me in a twilight/rain situation where the driver who nearly rammed me hadn't clicked on his lights yet.

Unless American football and baseball, and to some degree basketball, there are limited substitutions and constant running in soccer. Penalty kicks may suck but there is a limit to how long games can go on.

Then you should be angry about the craven act of using Eve Carson as a human shield to excuse the athletic department's wanton malfeasance.

Insert Jeremy Clarkson here.

I can hardly wait to see Jeremy Clarkson slobbering all over this as he rips down the runway at 200 kph.

Gitmo should have a place for "Get in the hole!" guy.

Imagine the bedlam of all of those polite Canadians if they actually win the tin can this year. It's only been since 1967, and in the meantime, teams like the Carolina Hurricanes have hoisted up Lord Stanley's prize.

Agreed. This is a sort of "swamp cooler" — something that's used by homebrewers to drop the temperature of their fermenting beer. They work reasonably well, and their efficiency climbs when air is pushed or pulled through more of the surface area of ice.

But it is not particularly surprising to see a young, inexperienced driver doing just that.

The Cubs would have been stuck in AA or AAA ball for the last 100 years if there was relegation in baseball. The Carolina Panthers would be playing semi-pro football on a high school field, probably across the street from the YMCA where the Bobcats held court against AAU squads.

And it's driving the Scousers insane. Somehow they think it more classless than Luis Suarez's chomping Branislav Ivanovic's very real arm yesterday.

The day Mike Lupica retires will be a good day for sportswriting.

The Champions League is like K2 and MSL is like Mount Dora — the highest point in Florida.

Now if Joe Buck would leave, it would be perfect.

This article practically BEGS for a "Let Me Google That For You" link.

Ryan is also paid to win games, which is what he was almost certainly the most concerned with at that moment.

But everything on the Internet has to be true! I read it on the Internet.