It’s not a list of the most consumed items, but of the most searched-for items. White chocolate eggs (which presumably are just easter eggs made of white chocolate? why would they be specifically cream eggs?) probably come up not because they are the norm, but because they’re a relatively new fashion that people are…

Close enough.

Did Patrick Stewart remove himself from the running?

MSG isn’t made from meat, though.

Sometimes, at my lowest points in life, a bunch of horny people come along and write erotic fanfiction about beached container ships, and my hope is restored.

Holy Everlasting FUCK is your country a goddamn mess.

The fact that bacon bits are a thing makes me think your friends are idiots or vegans.

I suggested we all don our best AntiFa gear and hand out Snapple.

The cards are 3x4, you could put them in a baseball card protector instead which would then be removable.

Making it illegal to gift food and water, how very christian of them.

I know she’s young, but Bindi has truly seemed to have her shit together forever. I think her mom did a decent job protecting both the kids after Steve’s death, even though they were still on TV. I say all that to say, I got a little teary that she’s a mom now and because that is just an amazing name.  I wish all the…

Me, too.

A man once told me that he would divorce me if I got fat. I am no longer with that man.

Except Cookie Crisp which just tastes like saw dust. 

I was talking about his having a job. Not making fun of him doing something he believes in. 

In his new, definitely real role Harry will be “expected to have input into initiatives including product strategy decisions and charitable contributions, and advocate publicly on topics related to mental health.” These are real tasks for a real job. Despite having no experience at a start-up, no tech experience, and…

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

I was talking to the white mansplaining jackass I work with about the Atlanta shootings, the whole “bad day” thing, and even after pointing out the FB post with the racist stuff about the virus, he said “I don’t think he’s racist, nor are cops racist as a group”.

The sloppy uncaring aspect is especially grotesque. Assholes like this are basically saying I don’t have to come up with any kind of good, consistent story. Because he’s BLACK.