Putting the “supposedly” in “A Supposedly Feminist Website”

I don’t like the look but after buying countless cloth ones I have come to realize that the surgical ones work the best, no surprise. And I can wear them to workout, which is difficult for me with any cloth ones. 

My dad was bragging about how he’s arguing with all of our anti-mask extended family members on facebook, saying stuff like “my kid has a PhD in this stuff, so I’m going to listen to her!” I don’t have facebook, so I don’t see it, but good on him and thanks for the brag, dad.

Oh stop. She looked fabulous and she sounded fabulous. We’ve spent that last four years basically living in the Hunger Games, so it was incredible to have someone as talented as Lady Gaga perform and commemorate this new era dressed as such. Plus I loved that golden microphone. And she did it in front of Mike Fucking…

Ahh, the Edge-Lordness of youth. Once you’ve lived a bit more, and heard the National Anthem butchered as many times as I have, you’ll realize that Gaga actually did a decent job.

Never give up the opportunity to shit on successful women, Joan.

Still waiting for that official release of Northern Exposure...

Or combine the two and go with “Shit a pinecone, Mitch.”

eat a fucking pinecone, mcconnell.

Now give us Dawson’s Creek with the original theme song!

At this point, the wise thing to do would be to move the inauguration indoors and live stream only. They need to restrict the event to family and friends of the new POTUS and VPOTUS. They may want to project a normal transition of power, but nothing about this is normal. There is a pandemic and officials are spooked…

My mom and I were at the discount store, waiting in line. She was talking and not paying attention when they opened another checker and someone cut in front of us before I could break her off. It happened to be a woman of color and my mother said something racist.

I dated a guy who was polyamorous in a shitty unethical way and whenever I recognized that he was treating me disrespectfully he would lecture me for not being as “evolved” as he was and that I should read The Ethical Slut in order to be more informed about how our relationship should work. It all came to a climax one…

My career is in international logistics, so I’ve had to deal with all types over the past 30+ years. One immediately springs to mind:

I quit smoking about 12 years ago after having a pack a day habit for almost 20 years. At the time I was taking a course in college and was bussing to school. I was on day 3 of no smoking and was really struggling. Grumpy, shakey, felt like crap. So we stopped to let on some passengers and 2 guys got on the bus. I was…

You get the feeling he either quit that night and never drove again, or he’s been driving for 30 years telling the other cabbies, “Ha, that shit? Let me tell you what happened my first fucking night driving.”

When I was in my late twenties, I felt like my life was crashing. I already had a suicide attempt notched and I was self-harming on a near daily basis. I finally worked up the nerve to see a therapist. It took me about a year to tell her about the abuse I grew up with but I held it together. That was my thing. Never…

Those familiar with me know Mr. Penguin is disabled, so I have done a ton of shit I never thought I would have to do until we were way old and hopefully could afford to pay someone to do shit. But I digress.

On the House floor, Rep. Greg Steube (R-Fla.) blasted the metal detectors, calling them an “atrocity” and “appalling.”

I was taught by my Grama to use cake flour in any cake but pound. I can think of Softasilk and Swan’s Down brands that are the best I’ve baked with. They produce a moist yet delicate crumb that is beautiful for a Bundt. I don’t know why the reader is concerned about room for another bag...those boxes are slender and…