Whenever I’ve been met with the ‘do your own research’ reply, I say “no, you’ve made your thesis statement, now prove it to me, CITE YOUR WORK”.  Almost always get back blank stares at that.

C’mon Hayley, don’t go from America’s ass to an American ass!

RUN HAYLEY.  I don’t believe any of this given the sourcing, but if even a smattering of it is true, for the love of Xenu, RUN HAYLEY, RUN!!!!!!

No way. Suburban mommy blogger, it’s definitely opioids. The question is whether she’s still popping Percocet, or if she’s transitioned to heroin.

Boy, that lady must have been pissed when she finally got around to seeing Rocky Horror

God, I miss theaters. I miss Viola Davis shooting someone in Widows and the entire place cheering and clapping while I yelled YEAH GIRL out of nowhere. I miss terrifying the kid sitting next to me when I burst into tears during Lilo and Stitch and The Iron Giant. I miss the entire place hooting and hollering during…

I didn’t click on any links so I don’t know what Emily looks like exactly, but I imagine it is something like this:

Yep. Been way too long since I’ve been in a movie theater full (or half-full, so I don’t have to sit next to someone) of strangers. It’s one of those things we’ve been doing for so long that it was impossible to imagine a world where it wasn’t a possibility. 

You have to blame Folgers and Maxwell House for changing to plastic coffee cans and not the young people just learning to cook.

This place has so gone to shit, I can’t believe it’s the same site I read with Dodai, Lindy, Erin Gloria, etc. back in the day. Every writer now has to have the worst take, the edgy, bitchy take, the contrarian-14-year-old take. Between that and graying anyone who looks at them sideways, I’m just about done with this…

Yeah, maybe it’s just because I’m surrounded by so many people who don’t take the pandemic seriously, but I appreciated his rant.

Are you fucking kidding with this garbage Tom Cruise take? Look, the guy is a fucking corny weirdo, but considering how many rich ASSHOLES we’ve seen just pretending COVID is not a thing so that their precious little lives don’t get the least bit interrupted, it’s fucking REFRESHING to see a celeb take it seriously.…

Okay but I’m still going to judge Lizzo for promoting the bullshit idea of a juice cleanse.

Maybe call your local or county health dept and see if they have any guidelines yet.

I would like to confirm that he is not hot and has never been.

Jesus, wait till this guy hears about Doctor Who!

I feel terrible that a musical legend died and covid seems like a particularly miserable way to go, but WTF are these country music celebs going on about? An octagenarian chooses to attend an award ceremony while healthcare workers die, other people in their 80's are isolated in nursing homes, and people who have no…

This wasn’t particularly hurtful in the personal sense, but it was just plain weird. And it hurt me professionally.

I once had a girl stick her head in my door with the “We need to talk.” line while I was preparing to shortly give a really important and really stressful presentation.  Not the greatest sense of timing, that one.

There’s no way I’d bake bread without weighing everything. Even a 10% hydration difference can radically affect the final bread.