At the risk of sounding entirely too get-off-my-lawn, how old are you? Because I’m old enough to have been a nerd when being a nerd meant getting the shit kicked out of you by the quarterback, and getting slammed into lockers, and thrown into trash cans, and being generally treated like crap until you took up martial…

Phone! Phonephonephone, yip yip yipyip!

Fizzgig, the end.

On the other hand, every third episode of TOS reminded us that humanity was still a half-savage child race with a long way to go. We hadn’t destroyed ourselves and had made a lot of progress since 1966, but people were still people, struggling to balance logic with emotion, getting their hearts broken, encountering…

He should Joker Gas them.

These types of jobs aren’t a “career”. Go to college, get a good degree, have a career.

Bingo. Those “burdensome regulations” of having to prove that your food/drugs are safe for human consumption before you sell it? Turns out they save lives.

I’ve met some weird looking nerds, but none that were Steven Miller ugly.

Watered down drinks to save money and expired food because conservatives would rather pay off the health inspectors than have a clean kitchen.

They're all Christians and don't believe in premarital sex, so what's the big deal? Go to Bible studies and take cold showers.

Its pretty easy: psychopaths and sociopaths can be singularly focused on a task while indulging themselves. Since they literally don’t care about other people other than how they can use them, they make very effective managers for business where they can draw out their desires to be dictators.

“You were an accident then, and an idiot now.”

I’m insulting the fact that he’s made it a goddamned centerpiece of his campaign, and that he brings it up on every occasion possible and makes it seem like it’s some kind of rare honor that he earned through exceptional service. When in fact it’s one of the most common medals and was given to almost 100,000…

Bro, your parents aren’t coming back, they’re just not. They realized they raised a total piece of shit who selfishly wants his “success” and wants it borne on the backs of all those around him, and they’re humiliated and deeply ashamed.

Less well known is the paradox of tolerance: Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and…

Elon Musk is never going to fuck you

Rescuer..... bit of a stretch calling someone who did nothing at all for the rescue a rescuer.

What’s the problem?

We can abolish ICE and still enforce customs and immigration laws. It’s not all or nothing. Remember, ICE was formed in the (over)reaction to 9/11. We still had customs and immigration laws prior to that.