Jordan best quality is being able to ignore important things while he’s in the bathroom, so why should this be any different?

Wow, it’s not every day that you can see a perfect example of the Overton Window shifting to the right.

Now is not the time to flinch

Please don’t forget one of the earliest on-TV depictions of a woman having an abortion: Maude. The episode was called Maude’s Dilemma, and it aired in 1972. Roe was decided in 1973.

0) Alcohol and condoms. Let’s be real here.

Right! You’re at the table, the leftovers are on your plate, the Tupperware is in your bag. Why get the server involved at all??

A lot of restaurants just bring you an empty box and you load your leftovers yourself. Sounds like an easy soluton. Bring your own container, load your own container.

Yeah, that whole “this is just reality TV, folks!” is amazingly troubling. I mean, I know he’s crazy, but earlier in his “presidency,” he seemed constantly aggrieved that he wasn’t able to structure every event like reality TV. Has he gone so far around the bend that he now persistently experiences the delusion that…

My mother disagrees.

So if someone tells my kid they could grow up to be President one day, I should take that as an insult now, right?

Do not attribute to malevolence what can simply be attributed to mere incompetence.

“One theory holds that Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant...”

Haha! Yeah, they knew the boos were coming for Ivanka so they purposely had Bolton walk with her to appear they were for him.

Living in any city with a major league sports team means you’re taking part in a scam to subsidize stadiums for billionaires. Rather than dig in their own pockets, they dig into scarce budgets and tax payer wallets while using local media outlets to push PR for ‘much needed economic boost’ headlines when you’re just…

Was gonna say that as well. You can run just the furnace fan to circulate the air in your home and get that cool lower level air up to the higher level

It’s not a great business model, but what if all your food was served with a wry comment?

I think the Spelling Bee is stupid as hell (especially now that I know that it’s basically a racket), but I will say that I immediately judge and caste down people who write things like “defanate” or mistake “effect” and “affect”, etc. This automatically makes you a peon and NOT WORTHY OF MY CONTINUED CORRESPONDENCE.

I’m sad that this flat with this bathroom will have been sold and renovated by the time I’m in a position to buy. I’d try to save the tiles for use somewhere else (possibly by someone else) but fuck me would that suite be staying!

Mamie Eisenhower pink! SO many bathrooms with this shade of tile...I lived in a house with that for 6 years. 

Well, or we have the realization that the things that make you a genius at getting elected have nothing to do with actually being president.