But everyone knows the best pen is a Pilot G2 and that’s a clicky pen, so what’re you gonna do now?

Nevada used to the be place to go if you wanted a divorce but didn’t have (or didn’t want to manufacture) the necessary grounds in your home state. I wish it weren’t coming to this, but now Nevada can be the place to go to get an abortion if you don’t have, or can’t afford to purchase, the necessary qualifications at…

Every american girl who starts her period should get a box of pads, a copy of “Our bodies, ourselves”, some chocolate, morning after pills and mifepristone & misoprostol

We need to stop measuring the health of the economy by how well people who have millions are doing. Millionaires and billionaires are great. The middle class is suffering heavily. The poor are still suffering.

The stock market doing well at this point is the exact opposite of the economy working for people. Companies are valued on profits and maximized profits are often incompatible with fair wages and benefits (since we have little regulation to keep this under control, the companies have it in their best interest to…

it’s actually a good idea to add all sorts of fake information to stupid social websites and places that have no business knowing your real email, DOB, hometown, etc.

I’m still here. I just snip off the extra fingers when they start budding.

Isn’t one of the things about plastic food storage that it can harbor bacteria? You're basically gonna get polio from buying ancient tupperware. That's why all of my stuff is glass and I grease it in iodine, just in case. 

He’s just trying to shore his base.  The GOP probably need a little extra padding on top of their voter suppression and election fraud.

Frosted Quakes?!

I wouldn’t cross one of Putin’s sleeper agents, either.

Loving, healthy, supportive relationship?? Sure, sure...

Aww...Cliff’s got a little crush. Bless his heart.

I really don’t care. Do u?

I don’t think their ignorance is totally feigned. For them, this is just the way things are done (the “smart” way things are done). It’s totally normal for them, and they’ve gotten away with so many scams before that I think it does come as a surprise to them that there might be any consequences now.

Yeah, it’s definitely time to convert all of these historical norms and gentlemen’s agreements to actual laws with actual penalties. Why am I not surprised that it was the Republicans who blew up almost 250 years of precedent so that they could steal an election, and then a bunch of money, from the American people.

A lesson that should be learned here is there are loop holes in the Constitution that need to be closed. President Whackjob is going to pardon everyone in the family, including himself. Plus all the financial dealings like not showing your tax returns (for 20 years), dealing with countries that spend money in your…

Oh we won’t pay you any kind of decent living wage and we’ll keep sending you on extended tours/deployments to endless wars that have no clear objective for victory and take a terrible toll on yout personal life, including often leading to things like divorce, financial problems and serious personal health issues.

My father did this too, for the same reason. :)

Wow. People seem really eager to commit felonies on this asshole’s behalf... they also don’t seem to mind pointing the finger at him when they get  caught.