Sooooo, the GOP wants to give young people yet another reason to never vote for a Republican?

“I work for President Trump because he’s so good to the women who work for him,” she said.”

The Perrier bottle thing came off to me like he was doing a lame imitation of Justin Timberlake’s classic sidewalk barker skits.

Stock every room in the White House with those pretzels that almost took out W.

My great-great-grandmother allegedly had 22.

My first thought was, well at least she’s not flashing a white power hand in that photo? The bar gets lower and lower.

Sorry, but he’s already done his superhero role.

So elsewhere in the call BW is telling Trump how he did so many interviews and how he likes to get people out of their offices to talk to them, and not much later he’s mentioning how Kellyanne came to lunch with him. .... Because of course she was a source for this book, like probably most of the WH staff was. Plus…

I buy the store-brand seltzer — and keep a bottle of lime juice in the fridge to get that punch in the face when I need it. Cause yeah, sometimes you need a punch in the face.

Also, let’s not forget that it is NBC that is sitting on outtakes from “The Apprentice” that undoubtedly have the future president saying some horrific shit.

Sometimes I act like I need to stop and get a rock out of my shoe.

I watched it until the middle of this season. Quit it for the same reason I’m not watching other post-cataclysm dramas --- There are just a few humans left and still they’re spending all their efforts fighting each other. (See also: Salvation, Walking Dead, ....)

Slightly off topic but about a couple decades ago we were visiting England and were in Lincoln and wanted to see their Magna Carta. It was temporarily being displayed in the little city museum while its usual home was being worked on. And the only guard was a little old lady in the corner whose only apparent weapon…

Dear Donnie: The problem isn’t with the lighting.

I agree with this article so, so, so much. This is also how I feel about cars that insist on stopping and waiting for me to walk across the street. I really don’t want to go faster for you. So I wave you on. AND YOU STILL WON’T GO and wave at me with that cute little self-satisfied smile. Well fuck you. I will cross on…

Christie is one lucky-ass dude. Getting fired from the transition is probably saving him a hell of a big tab for defense lawyers.

Don Jr tweeted out the emails ONLY AFTER getting a call from the New York Times that they had them and offering him a chance to comment in the story they were about to post. This after how many different versions of the lie that “It was about adoptions.” I give him about an ounce of credit for realizing he was fucked…

I came here for the Abortionplex. Tons of outraged people shared that one like it was real.

George Carlin and the Triple Trac, SNL: Season 1 Episode 1

Just love how these people aren’t even trying to say they’re innocent anymore.