Not an option on my DVR, but I have been leaning toward doing BBC America. And probably CNN for that one weird guy.

WHICH CHANNEL SHOULD I WATCH??? Or, rather, record because ain’t no way I’m getting up to watch live.

Especially if you have to add five cents PER CONTAINER for the deposit. That’s one reason we buy only the two-liter for at home.

First time I tried to hook up my laptop to the TV it wouldn’t show up and the fix was to hit (I think) CTRL-whatever function key shows the screen toggle. I can’t remember if that was my windows XP netbook or a Chromebook.

It’s going to take me a week to decide which channel(s) to record so I don’t have to get up early.

I fully expect to wake up one of these mornings to news that they’ve fled the country.

On “Brockmire” season one, Amanda Peet’s character had a pretty chill medical abortion.

Wondering what this means for VirginMobile and Boost, said the lady still carrying a Minute2Minute flip phone in her purse for the occasional phone call ($20 every 3 months!!!)

If suckabee had an ounce of a sense of humor, she’d have pulled out her mirror and checked her smoky eye sitch.

At least she didn’t wear a tan suit, amirite??

Is that a Liberty print on Charlotte’s dress? I’m digging it.

My sister gave birth in Marine Corps hospitals, back in the ‘80s. I’m pretty sure they made her walk out of the delivery room.

I have a scar through one eyebrow that I’ve had since I was a baby. Every time I ask my mom how I got it she changes the subject.

We live on “Elm Parkway” and not far away there is an “Elm Street.” So we do get occasional misdeliveries. If it’s mail we mark it and put it back in the box for pickup the next day. But one time we got three big boxes via UPS to someone at yet another version of the street name. The outside of the boxes indicated…

The true irony of all this is that Planned Parenthood prevents more than 100,000 abortions every year.

Jeebus, but he couldn’t sound more like a shady used car salesman if he tried.

I ended high school with just under a 4.0 because one semester the fucking band teacher decided nobody but nobody would get an A because he wanted to motivate us. I am still deeply, deeply bitter about it.

I know I am an incredibly shallow human being, but I just want Vanessa to have the freedom to go back to her natural hair color. Ice blonde looks terrible on her.

Safe guess —— He’s cheap because they’re not rich, not even close. Daddy couldn’t divest because they owe way more than they have. They live off renting their name, and that stock is plummeting.

Can anybody explain to me why it is nigh impossible to buy Russian dressing anymore? Cause that is good shit on a turkey sandwich.