Well, to be fair, I think we’re ALL just a little pissed at God these days.

I grew up in a rural area (ages ago, in the 60s-70s), and we left the keys in the ignition. The front door of the house didn’t even have a lock on it. But the farm depression of the 70s changed all that. We even started keeping the deep freeze locked to protect the beef.

Mine: People locked in trunks don’t just pull the cable to let themselves out.

Next, can we PLEASE get them to mix the sound so we can understand the fucking dialogue?? I am BEGGING you.

Are you sure your aunt isn’t a russian bot???

She is drop-dead gorgeous. When she was on The Daily Show” I thought Trevor Noah was gonna just melt right there in front of her. (Damn, they would make a beautiful couple.)

The gas lines, people waiting in line with 3/4 of a tank but thinking they have to top off .... is exactly what happened to us in NY/NJ after Sandy. If memory serves, it was the states setting up rationing that stopped that shit.

Taking stuff that the store surely will have to throw out anyway? What’s the fucking problem with that?

Your wish:

I just want the people who do sound mixing/editing/whatever for TV and movies to make the goddamn dialogue intelligible, but apparently that is too much to ask for.

I like the food banks affiliated with Feeding America. Try feedingtexas.org this time around. My mom loves umcor which is the United Methodist church disaster response team.

Nothing surprises me anymore. But I am holding on tightly to my capacity to be outraged.

Sessions said Justice should charge the highest possible crimes and seek the harshest possible sentences. I look forward to him making good on that.

It’s an old trope, of wedding-night advice given to unenthusiastic brides to do their duty.

I hope at least some of the parents of those young women are terrified to have them at such close proximity to that man.

“Close your eyes and do it for England America!”

I really wonder if he said this for Trump’s benefit, like it came up between the two guys and so the ultimate brown-noser said it on live TV cause the boss is watching and will approve?

Hers is such a fascinating story. I’ve had this bookmarked for a while now, for anybody who wants to know more:

Recently as we checked out at the Stop&Shop it spit out a coupon for a totally free pint. We’re debating if it’d be worth it.

Sounds like those business lunches where you talk about something perfunctorily just so you can deduct the meal.