I found that giving up on the idea that the whole house has to be clean at the same time made life tons easier. And I started counting cleaning as exercise.

Yup.That is a guy who has zero fucks left to give. But gawd you’d think some of his family members might have had second thoughts about this. Have you no shame, Mary Pat??

Instead of a fist to the face, I think my instinct would have been knee to the groin.

I’m gonna side with Johnny Cash on this one.

Best version of mmmm bop —- with puppets!!! Miss you, Craig Ferguson

Same reason we don’t answer our phone anymore unless we’re sure we recognize the number. I assume they just collect active answered numbers so if you do answer you can look forward to even more endless phone ringing.

And I bet she could hand Putin his ass, too.

The Senate probably would confirm Cruz, just to get rid of him.

Cat? Sure, that could work. But I grew up in an old farmhouse that always had a couple blacksnakes in the (piled-up-rock-walled) basement. We never had very many mice.

YES!! That led me to retrorenovation, which led me to bwtile. A true lifesaver.

Sure. But not wanting to get pregnant is also a PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE medical reason.

Chance that Trump himself is the single anonymous source in that article?? Extremely high.

Here’s mine, from the ‘40s. There’s about an inch of concrete behind that tile. We’re about to do repairs in the shower, and I actually managed to find a company that still makes that pink tile. And a guy who’ll fix my shower without insisting on ripping out the whole bathroom.

Right? Mamie Eisenhower Pink or STFU!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, that guy is one lucky fat fuck

I’d settle for totally flat broke. I want to see his name come off every damn property.

Pa wants to point out that you ruined any chance of being in one of the “Really Surprised” Ford commercials.

I keep remembering how at her father’s speech to Congress she was seated right beside that soldier’s (sailor? Marine?) widow and through that whole standing ovation and widow’s crying I did not see Ivanka even once reach out to console the woman or show any humanity whatsoever. To me, she just always looks like she’s…

I heard this on the TV this afternoon and screamed “FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!” from the other end of the house. I’ve had a chronic degenerative disease since my youth and have spent a lifetime fighting like hell to stave off the damage. I live a pretty healthy lifestyle. And yet my body wants to fuck me over. 

Also, if a reporter is named in a suit they likely would have to not work on any more related or followup stories, and of course in many cases they couldn’t just hand it off to somebody else on the staff. There easily could be nobody else, or nobody with the expertise.