Auntie_Em
Auntie_Em
Auntie_Em

But the question remains, if they didn’t think he was going to actually do any of that, they voted for him because they, what, admired his character?????????? #myfuckingrelatives

I have a new rule — If the poster consists of a picture of somebody holding a gun, I won’t see it. For TV, if the ad shows people creeping through hallways holding guns (cops included), I won’t see it.

C’mon Melania, leak us some photos of him before he’s put on his hair and makeup! I’m convinced that’s the only thing that would kill him.

Dear Melania,

Bush-Cheney ginned up a fake terrorist threat every time they needed a boost. Reagan invaded Grenada.

I’m guessing they couldn’t get any decent, competent people to take their phone calls/

I’ve always assumed it takes him half the morning to do his hair and makeup

I’ve seen plenty of videos of guys getting hit in the nuts and it’s always HILARIOUS, so I think you’re good with the just-a-joke defense.

I half-laughed and said to Mr Em that maybe we should stock up on canned goods. We looked at each other and stopped laughing.

We’re gonna have to keep Comey, because good god who knows what sort of a replacement Trump would name.

My public library had Rosetta Stone online access from home for a while but it required Flash so I said no-thanks. They used to have Mango which I worked all the way through in Spanish and liked it a lot, but now they Duolingo which is OK.

That is definitely an experience shower. A different kind of experience, of course.

My takeaway --- John Oliver says he would be gay for Tim Gunn

Thinking about getting one for my mom, but I need to know --- How hard is it to clean????

Our local panini shop is always playing the same limited setlist every time we’re in there --- Sinatra, Dino, La Boheme. It’s amazing that nobody who works there hasn’t gone off the deep end yet.

“short-goldfingered vulgarian”

Maybe YOUR kitchen floor is pretty clean ......

Grammar nazis > actual Nazis

Kind of like how in the Midwest when somebody says something a little out there you just reply “well, that’s interesting”