Bless your heart.

More like Steve Miller Banned.

Honestly, I think this guy might be my least favorite person on the WH staff. He’s like Steve Bannon, but if Bannon were a 14-year-old boy high on Adderall and misplaced arrogance. In fact, I’m starting to suspect that he’s some kind of evil clone child, a la Mini-Me from Austin Powers.

Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, that a guy who videotaped himself committing statutory rape and urinating on a child only to inexplicably get away with it without any legal or professional consequences whatsoever would go on to continue behaving in an inappropriate fashion. Who could have possibly predicted…

Typo! “Kick up your heels.”

If women on birth control have higher rates of depression, it’s probably because we are having a higher level of contact with men.

After the last 18 months or so I can buy into the V theory.

Most are lacking one key quality rich-white-male privilege.  

Do custody hearings typically have juries?

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.…

It also should go without saying that there is no indication that any of the women I occasionally dine with are trying to get laid either. In every case that I’ve scrutinized they seem to be most interested in eating lunch.

I like to think this is a pretty open group here. My personal attitude with most things is you do you and don’t hurt people while doing it. I think a lot of other jezzies feel the same.

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

My husband’s reaction to this story - “So Mike Pence is a raging alcoholic who can’t keep his dick in his pants?”

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I think most men think all women want to have sex with them.

Hmmm. So it’s ok for a man to dine with a man, because that could be job related, but not a man with a woman as that couldn’t possibly be job related?

Obviously not in the GOP.

I never thought I’d be saying that W isn’t the worst president of my lifetime. Also, he may have been in someone’s pocket but at least he was bought and paid for by an American company instead of some Russian one. That’s true patriotism.