Exactly, Kamala is Hermione 100%. Tulsi is Slytherin. Bernie is Slytherin.

I too want to know what word it is possible to use and pretend it means something else. I can’t think of any that aren’t just blatantly clear. I get older terms that used to be regularly used, like “oriental” instead of “asian,” but I’m drawing a blank on what word could possibly be used where one could be chastised…

Born and raised Californian here. Josh Brolin’s accent is actually more like an actual for real California accent. He was born in Santa Monica, raised in California. Being a Californian doesn’t always mean talking like a Valley Girl . . . it’s just funnier to imagine we all sound like that and that we’re all blonde…

I would rather listen to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer a hundred times in a row than listen to that Paul McCartney horror one time.

Actually, there are quite a lot of Indians living in Fiji, my coworker is from a large extended family of Fijian Indians.

Yeah, that happy little self-snuggle was just as bad as grabbing the mic out of her hands and throwing it down on the table in front of her.

Red Velvet’s Russian Roulette video is one of the greatest music videos ever. 

Ha, I was just yesterday telling my almost teen daughter (who is of course obsessed with makeup though she’s not yet allowed to wear it out of the house) that just wait, pretty soon we’ll be back to super thin eyebrows. My mother did it in the early 1950s, some people did it in the 90s, and it just swings back and…

We actually do use chip and pin in the US, just not every establishment has changed to chip and pin. After Oct. 2015 the establishment is now liable for any fraud if they don’t use chip and pin, so there is an incentive to use it.

Yup. It’s a trained reflex in our culture. Not just with men, women too will excuse or look for a more benign explanation for a woman’s ACTUAL LIVED EXPERIENCE with abuse. It’s endless and exhausting.

“LOL, whatevs, kids amirite? Dick joke, rape joke, no big deal, lol.” Yeah, no.

I’ve never had this happen to me anywhere else. I don’t know why everyone seems to think it’s impossible. Sheesh.

I mean, of course I wash my clothes before using them. The skirt was not black, it was a pale grey. And it was a short skirt, so my calves did not actually come in contact with the skirt. It was hot, I tell you, I think I was just kicking up dust all day. Man you people. I have never had this happen to me anywhere…

It’s amazing how much dirt there is. I run very hot, so one unbearable day in June I said f it and wore a short cotton skirt and sandals. After walking around for a few hours I looked down and my legs were black. I had not sat down anywhere, I was just walking around going to Duane Reade etc. I looked like I’d been…

I am the child of a white dude and an Asian lady (yes, she’s a lady, she’d be mad if I said woman). I have had this exact same conversation more than once. The question I REALLY freaking hate is “What are you?” My answer usually starts with 1. Woman and ends with 10. Californian. I am currently teaching my daughter…

Yeah, I couldn’t get past that word. I’m so done with bad writing at this point. Harumph.

Hey, aren’t we done using gendered terms like “actress?” Even the actors themselves don’t say “I’m an actress.” C’mon Jezebel, we can do better. If not here, where? It’s been actor for decades already, jeez.

I’m even older than you, and we used to call people twat and pronounce it Twoht and we weren’t trying to be imitation British. It was just a better word to use than cunt, because if you say cunt in the U.S. you get punished.

Isn’t that what they want?

Got it. The fact that I was done with her and the organizers of the Women’s March when they didn’t add Hillary Clinton’s name to the list of honorees was just the beginning. All of Linda Sarsour’s words just clarified my gut reaction that she has her own agenda that is not mine. Either she’s a hapless person who just…