I got your sarcasm, fwiw. Being an Asian-looking woman who also happens to be a native Californian, I've dealt with the stereotypes my entire life. I'm only half Asian, so as a kid there were all the stereotypes applied to my mother, questions about whether she met my dad in a brothel or at a poker game, etc. Super…

It's called Piedmont, and you will recognize it by the giant woman's leg wearing a fishnet and high heeled pump sticking out of the front of the building on the second floor.

It was a store on Haight Street in San Francisco, it's still there, and still just as crazy fun.

I lived on a Halloween "destination" street for 15 years. The party was the best, I had a great time most of the time. But the number of people I had to keep from just walking into my flat and using my toilet and stealing my food and beer and trying to use my bed for sex started to get old. I have some good stories,…

As someone who used to work in a store that catered to drag queens and strippers, yes, yes they do make thigh highs in your size.

Don't wake your neighbors up at 3 a.m; go ahead and breakdance in the subway, and you can do your Thriller dance there too. Signed, the neighbor who gets awakened every damn time.

My mom is a hoarder, so I have been slyly digging around looking for the shoebox full of notes my friends and I sent back and forth to each other in Geometry and U.S. History. I just know that it would be useful life stuff, since I was so damned smart in those days.

I think that's the fascination, that she's so godawful at what she's trying to do that we keep trying to figure out why the heck people keep letting her do it. And then the people who keep letting her do it see that we're watching, and so they keep letting her. She's attractive in the way that most young people are,…

That was my thought. I don't see how, after checking the guy's i.d. and getting the approval for the debit card this clerk thought they needed to do anything else. If you do your job, then the bank will pay, even if it turns out in the end that it was a case of fraud. This was just straight out racist b.s. on the part…

My thoughts exactly. I do have a child, and while I did choose her costume when she was a year old (a bunny, she hated it and cried the whole time), she's chosen her own since then. She usually goes her own way, and has picked really interesting characters from the media that she does know about, but at 7 she does not…

Not to mention the fake eyelashes and eyeliner. Not buying it lady.

That's what I was thinking, there's no way anyone lives in that place, why are the shelves empty if he spent so much time to "decorate."

Apparently she drank a quart of gin a day. I too, will have what she's having.

If English is your second language, and you've only ever heard it pronounced that way. Source, my mother says "have a sit" when she means "have a seat," among other strange and embarrassing ESL moments.

The worst, worst I tell you.

I think the rabbit is symbolic for a looming writing deadline that needed to be filled, one way or another.

For real. Even just seeing a nice guy stopping to pet a dog is attractive. A man caring for a sweet bunny buns is super attractive. It's not the rabbit.

Right? And he almost choked when he finally did get around to saying it. I don't think I would have lasted a year if he hadn't at least said "I love you." No emotionally withholding man for me, sheesh.

Precisely right. It wasn't the sexual nature of what she tried to do, or the silliness, because I think most people like sex and quite a lot of us like silliness, and plenty people like silly sexy. But none of what she did was good, even if she was trying to do an Andy Kaufman cringe-fest it didn't work. She's…

Or even just brush her tongue with her toothbrush for Pete's sake.