Seriously WTF. To me she ended up looking like one of those Barbie cakes that my mom made for me when I was 8. It was a bad choice of dress, not a bad choice of body.

Tom and Lorenzo are awesome! I enjoy their blog because not only do they not body snark, they smack down commenters who do. It's a fun place to hang out. They are also masters of the TV recap, in my opinion. The only time they've steered me wrong was when they didn't like Austin and Santino's show, so I missed half…

I know we're all busy parents, and not all of us are handy with a needle and thread, but it really isn't all that hard to come up with a cool costume. My daugher had store bought bunny and elephant costumes for the first two years of her life because I was too busy caring for an infant and toddler to sew. Then we…

I think the first boyfriend idea is his idea of being a modern and progressive father. I'm not joking, I think in his twisted brain that having one boyfriend before she gets married will make his daughter a better wife, since she'll already have all the learning-how-to-do-sex-right part over with, and can be presented…

Thanks, I was coming to say this. Recently grammar and meaning errors are rampant on Gawker sites. I put it down to no editors and writers in a hurry to cram as many posts as possible into one day. edited because I wanted to.

And if you live in an ancient flat like I do, you put a little bottle of water on the back of the toilet, and wet the toilet paper. No sink necessary! And your butt is cleaner! And it doesn't clog the sewer! We're so smart.

I think that's the point though. The song IS the context, and the song is rapey.

I know, right? And it's what Miley Cyrus is hoping people will think. Stop validating her Courtney, or she'll keep doing this shit.

I saw this yesterday, and just felt very happy.

Is it me, or is this pose weird? I looks like she has little hand-shaped patches on her hips.

Mmmm, free bread >drools<.

The Marina? In all of San Francisco you picked the one neighborhood that is most likely to be offended by Jezzies. Yowza. Books Inc. has other locations in the city.

And most likely: 4. He's already told this story about fifteen times.

Thanks for the tip!

Ugh, it's everywhere. Another example of this is basic clothing construction. I got a Land's End catalog for back-to-school in the mail. I thought, "Great, Little Auntie Mame needs some new jeans since all her jeans now have holes in the knees from her rough and tumble seven year old self." What did I find? Jeans for…

Yup, they were all the Christy Brinkley type, golden locks and sparkly white teeth with a tan. Not necessarily California girls, but definitely All American stereotype cranked up a notch.

This may have changed, but when I was in France many years ago I noticed that many of the beauty mags had articles about American women's beauty habits. For real, they were all about getting that fabulous, clean and fresh American girl look. Apparently it works both ways, making American women feel inferior to French…

Yeah, my cat runs and hides when she hears me roll the vacuum cleaner out of the laundry room. That is one miraculous cat.

I agree that the fabric is an unforgiving one, but for the first time I am thinking that actually might be a tiny bump, rather than just a normal woman's stomach. She's usually flat as a pancake no matter how tight her dress is. To me that actually, for the first time ever, looks like it might be bumpish.

Yeah, it was already questionable in my eyes because of the crap, but they had decent underwear that fits my daughters butt. She refused to wear any of the girly junk, but now I have two very good reasons not to shop there again.