If we tell him the ship is full of illegal aliens he’ll willingly go down with it.

Any chance we can chain Captain Cheeto to the helm and watch him go down with the ship?  

Hey look, it’s a video by our friend, Mike Brady, from Oceanliner Designs!

Agreed. It’s a travesty that the US federal government can’t find the funds to turn such a historic ship into a large floating museum, like the USS Intrepid in NYC, for instance. Then again, Congress will scarcely approve any funds to fix the thousands of decrepit bridges spread throughout the country waiting to…

This makes me sad on so many levels. She is a beautiful thing. A work of art with equally lovely engineering. She is doomed because she was a combination passenger liner as well as a easily converted troop ship if needed. Part of the requirements was to make her as flame-proof as possible. Keep in mind the SS Normandy…

Oceans were smaller back then.

Ha. I thought the same. That’s quite the fast boat!

From where to where? It takes seven hours to fly from New York to London.

Imagine that....organisms evolve over many millions of years to successfully function within environmental conditions inherent to their individual niche. And not places that are exceedingly different than this.  It’s almost why humans cant breathe underwater and fish dont fly airplanes.

He did that last time he was pres. Didn’t stop people like Stephen Miller running roughshod over every marginalized group out there.

This. I’ve lost my last reserves of empathy for the dipshits who voted for this. I don’t want innocent people hurt, but it’s going to happen. I will feel no sympathy for the red-hats whose daughters die from back-alley abortions. No sympathy for parents who lose children to easily-preventable childhood illnesses. No…

Well, the thing is, all his dipshit acolytes are now going to run Congress, with no real checks on their power. I report data to the FDA so that it can make serious, life-or-death decisions about patient safety, and that organization is very likely going to be run by a man who does not believe in the fundamental…

Jimmy Kimmel summed it up neatly:

Congress being GOP means that the has a has clearer path on new laws he’d like to pass; Mitch indicated the filibuster isn’t going anywhere, but he’s not going to be Senate Majority leader, so who the fuck knows what happens.

I love that the arguments “for” Trump’s next term not being awful are to claim that he’s not really going to do all of the stuff that he campaigned on doing... Sure, if he doesn’t do the stupid stuff he said he would do, then I guess I won’t criticize him for that, but what’s the point of campaigns where candidates…

They tried to repeal Obamacare, McCain saved it.

These things are seriously unhinged, they are classified as kit cars here, I have competed in class C endurance races, a well sorted Ultima is quicker from every feel, driving one on English roads is frankly terrifying , think about overtaking that 60mph lorry? change down a gear and press go. Things get very serious…

Where are you getting that idea?

A sequel to one of the dumbest movies ever made. “I’m gonna move your motor back and.....” Because, you know NASCAR doesn’t have like, rules, or inspections or anything like that. And a sprint car driver who knows nothing about chassis setup. Talladega Nights was a much better movie; it was actually funny because DAYS…

I still think it was a missed opportunity to do a Talladega Nights 2 leading up to Le Mans with the Garage 56 Nascar.

Ricky Bobby gets recruited to race his car in the 24H of Le Mans, and faces off once again against Jean Girard and Girard’s father who faced off against Reese at Le Mans in 1976. *Cue flashbacks of…