This is the part I don’t get. Where the fuck do you live where needing a bulletproof vehicle is actually a priority? Medellin? Moscow?

“I drive through the ‘hood’ 2-4x a year, so I bought a 100k$ POS that’s (air quotes) bulletproof. If it’s good for Mars, it’s good for Englewood.” 

Are you going to use it to hold the window trim in place?

That “pros” list is pretty weak.

“Coexist” wrap but the graphic is so huge that the bumper sticker fills each side in such a way that it’s readable from 100' away.

You just wait until I put a “Calving Peeing On Your Brand” sticker on the back window of my vehicle. That’ll show you. 

One of his three likes is that it’s bulletproof? How outlandish. That’s not something that’s usually bragged about regarding vehicle features. I mean what kind of 9mm ammo was used? High power plus P penetrating or full metal jacket range ammo? What kind of firearm? A short barrel handgun or a long gun? There are a…

DepLorean.

I have driven cars from almost every era since the 70's in various conditions and have never once had to tighten an essential bolt like the one that holds the door hinge onto the body.  And ditto on never ever having an issue with a pedal, whether gas, clutch, or brake.  It blows my mind that this is happening on…

It’s...perfect...

incEL Camino.

Hitting a deer isn’t an “edge” case in a lot of places, like a lot of the Midwest, I know far fewer people living there who haven’t hit a deer there than have hit one. I have taken out a coyote on the interstate once (only damage was front plate as it was a clean head to plate hit) and we had a deer total one of our…

It’s not even rural my mom lived in a subdivision and regularly saw deer. The only time seeing a deer this time of year is an edge case is in the middle of LA or NYC. Hell I almost nailed a huge buck less than 2000 feet from a major highway near a huge grocery store complex and subdivisions.

Living in a rural area, and it being late October, I would hardly call a deer in the road an edge case. I’ve probably seen as many of them driving this week as I have red lights.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

They had to explain the scene to the audience because they didn’t trust that people could figure it out on their own or just leave it up to their own interpretation, which is part of the fun of storytelling.

You are absolutely correct. I wanted to try and illustrate the point about pressurisation, but you were right to correct me. 

Now price out re-attaching the finger the frunk takes off. 

No one will care that it eats up bed space, these are used like most 4 door trucks - as commuters. That being said, I do see them trailering a lot and the extra range will make them darn near usable. If you bought a $120,000 cyberbeast to pull your $300,000 G25 Nautique Paragon, then $16,000 isn’t going to hurt so bad…