Trucker Stig

I hate AI and yet somehow that is an insult to AI.

If manufacturing jobs were what they were 50+ years ago it’d be great, but paying good wages isn’t good for heavily diverting capital to the upper crust.

I save money for nice booze by eating my neighbors pets... wait, that's a different Republican boogeyman.

I heard that the Pillow Guy is already investing in couch manufacturing just in case.

I have a question that might be as dumb as the speaker of this story.

Word salad and confabulation, he may have more amphet... uh, “energy” I mean, than Joe but he doesn’t have much in the way of executive functioning going on up there. Most political speeches are fluff and filler but they are cohesive fluff and filler at least, this is fluff from a pillow that got sent through a wood…

I have a deal with my mother. The day Trump goes to prison or dies, whichever comes first, I am taking her out for a very expensive steak dinner. Because it will be a day worth celebrating. Death might be worth TWO steak dinners.

Don’t insult stupid motherfuckers like that. He’s somehow worse.

He’s one stupid mother fucker.  

You sell cars for a living, don’t you? Next you’re going to try and talk me into a 72 month loan.

Grew up in Newton, undergrad at B.U.

I know another guy who likes this color palette.

As someone who’s run the Boston Marathon, I’m already rocking this color scheme in a few shirts!

dang it

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Maybe a Leeds United or LA Chargers superfan?

...I see

It looks like the kids threw up all the blue and yellow Peeps in that car.

This is beginning to sound like: RAN WHEN DOCKED. MINOR BODY DAMAGE. CLEAN SUBFAX. FLOATS AND DIVES LIKE NEW. RARE 1 OF 1 TITANIC SPECIAL!!! 12K DEPTH RATING GUARANTEE.  TEST DRIVES WELCOME