My mom works at a jewelery store where an employee was killed by an intruder after closing. The paranoia at these types of places is real, there is just so much stuff of value in the stores. To me, the racism in this story amounts to nothing more than a white person thinking all black people look the same. This person…

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

I just got depressed when I realized their web app needs flash and I can’t use it on my phone. 😢

Mark Dantonio is the kind of dick that truly rankles the UofM fanbase, and that is the best kind of dick.

Ward left his car with a race in progress and the toxicology report indicated he was “under the influence of marijuana at a high enough level to impair judgment.” A grand jury declined to indict Stewart on criminal charges related to the incident. I don’t see a whole lot of merit to this case.

Vote: Nest Thermostat

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

I'm in the minority on this, it seems, but I'm siding with the organization. Fuck cheaters.

Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you.

Fuck Duke

Vote: Google Drive (Android)

Duke versus North Carolina kicks off in about two hours, but you won't hear Dick Vitale on your TV. Tonight will be ESPN's first ever Duke-UNC broadcast without Vitale, and he sounds very sad about it. Vitale has a contract with ESPN through 2017. [Charlotte Observer]

Vote: Newegg

I don't know. I've had plenty of success selling your wife's garments and I never had to ask.

That's neat, but I still see the use case for Commandr. Most people generally aren't rooted and Commandr doesn't require root access. Plus, it's just one app (plus Tasker if you want that). This method requires root, Xposed, this plugin, AutoVoice, and Tasker. If you're already rooted, definitely check this out. But…

Did Hobby Lobby get excluded because of the current fire storm? Cause part-time employees start at $9.50 and full-time starting wage is $14.

Vote: Swiftkey

Vote: Roku 3

I'd Coyote swap that thing.