Found Kristy Noem’s burner account.

“You will be helping the environment” - “Yeah, cool”

Okay. Doesn’t really make sense does it?

I disagree with PC not cutting into Playstation’s market. The majority of games on both platforms come to PC as well. And as Sony has shown in recent years, even their exclusives will eventually come to PC as well. It may take a few years but as we’ve seen, Horizon? Spiderman? God of War? Now on PC, and their sequels…

Jennifer Connelly’s favorite song is also “Fluffing a Duck.”

It goes to competency. Currently in the state he is in, he is incompetent to stand trial. He will remain in the hospital until he can be found competent either through medication, or therapy. 

Here’s the thing: there is a 0% chance he’ll get any money from Rockstar, as the tattoos aren’t the same, so there goes any possible copyright claims, and it’s obviously a work of parody.

Funny how they had no problems with the button mashing action game they decided to call Final Fantasy 16 getting an M rating and marketing it as if it was a Final Fantasy game, but they want to make sure the Final Fantasy 7 remake series stays in the T rating. 

“Interesting you guys use a header image from the amazing live Alan Wake 2/Old Gods of Asgard musical performance...and then don’t even mention it in the body copy.”

Since Kotaku can’t be bothered to list platforms on the year’s most important article about new game announcements, here ya go:

Interesting you guys use a header image from the amazing live Alan Wake 2/Old Gods of Asgard musical performance...and then don’t even mention it in the body copy. I guess it does tie in with the other Kotaku article over how The Game Awards should just do a full E3-style rebrand since it’s clearly more invested in…

i really dont think they have an editor. i’ve seen so many simple errors make it to publish in the past few months.

I’d like to think if he was still alive today, Petty—who was born in Florida— would love his song being featured in a trailer for what looks to be the ultimate “Flordia game.”

Florida Man, Florida Man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Florida Man.

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Florida Man?
Degraded man, Florida Man.

1,000% THIS

If you've still got that PS2 you might want to pick up a spare disk drive for it. That's usually the first thing that goes.

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

I see people try to make AI images and photoshop them into something coherent but it always looks to me like they built a robot, put a wig on it, and called it alive.