Auberon
Auberon
Auberon

Lisa needs braces.

Connor can die like, what, eight times in Detroit? Wouldn’t be surprised if something similar happens here.

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This is a better way to enjoy a David Cage game.

https://www.ftc.gov/system/files/ftc_gov/pdf/1923203EpicGamesComplaint.pdf

With how damning the evidence is that they intentionally rigged their game to manipulate players to make accidental or unwanted purchases, 245 million is a slap on the wrist.

how positively quaint! just a siwwy widdle slip-up from gigantic corporations making anticompetitive cutthroat deals for exclusive rights that prevent half the population from accessing a piece of art for literally no technologically justifiable reason besides creating artificially induced scarcity that forces

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a company so thoroughly come out of nowhere and shoot itself in the foot as hard as Unity has. 

I like to think this all happened due to me, as I saw the mod in question just after it was uploaded, laughed at the crybaby who made it, and reported it. Within an hour, it was gone.


Imagine being such an asshole that you need to a mod to remove a choice for you and only you that you weren’t going to make anyway just to make yourself feel better. 

English towns be like:

Glousteravenherstholm
“It’s pronounced Glendon.”

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I’ve got to say - maybe it’s just me, but I don’t expect *anything* to run at 60 fps on the Switch. 

I’m curious how you lot would do a show about a women’s baseball team back when women even playing the game was virtually unheard of without the show “pushing a social agenda”. Would it be an hour each week of them saying, “This is fun but men are certainly better at it than us and I can’t wait to get married so I can

They found what looked like a tape backup, but it turned out to be Laserbeak in disguise. (He was part of a deep cover mission to make Starscream look like an idiot...)

This “the vaccine was a rush job” shit is so tired. The vaccine is almost 20 years old. It was originally developed back in 2007 for SARS, which came out of China in 2002 (called SARS-CoV-1, if that sounds familiar, COVID is SARS-CoV-2). Since contagious people were symptomatic, it was easier to quarantine people at

1) Tucker is a White Supremist, I wonder if they talked about that. 

Whoah. So guy was a legendary rocker for several decades, and then just went back to his regular job as astro-physicist! Wow. That is actually even more legendary than I thought possible! :)

It’s CGI (and not bad CGI for the nineties!) but you just know the CGI team went above and beyond for the hilarity of it. Got passed over for The Lost World? Here’s their revenge.

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Easily the second-funniest Rom-Com Moment Of The 90s...

I admire the savvy and sheer determination that goes into developing speedrunning strats, but I admit I also burst out laughing at, “Attempt after attempt, he mindlessly drove into the wall. Bonk...after bonk...after bonk.”