Maybe watersports.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

I went out to dinner with Monta Ellis and Nick Young once. After the food was served I said, “Could you pass me the salt?” Both looked at me with blank stares on their faces.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

“More likely is that Deulofeu will only get a handful of starts in the meaningful competitions, spending most of the season cemented to the bench...”

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

It would make the 40-50 year old men think twice before making those kids do stupid shit that kills them. And yes, the NCAA should also increase medical observers, but they’re money hungry leeches so we all know that isn’t going to happen.

There’s a major difference, in my opinion, from dating someone with different political beliefs (because most of us fall on a spectrum of the Overton window, even within our respective sides of allegiance) and dating someone who is willing to overlook and defend the sheer deceptiveness and pure bumblefuckery of this…

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

What the fuck? Zaza Pachulia was camped out in the paint for almost TEN seconds!!! Blow the fucking whistle ref.

You gotta have the wife by you at all times too, otherwise you’re just another dude rubbin kids.