Meh, you’re a dumbbell.

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

As of today, Ben Simmons is my favorite player. 

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

This is a downer.

It’s not unconstitutional until the Court says it is, and anyway, the Constitution is a legal document. not a moral imperative. Don’t try to change the topic just because you don’t like what’s being discussed.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

His head has the geometry of a necktie

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Didgeridoo you believe in miracles!!!!

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

Doesn’t the NIH know that the NFL doesn’t believe in guaranteed contracts?

Weird. Because the league’s accountant was the one guy out of 111 former players who didn’t have CTE.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

eh, sports are fine, people are bad. You never see this shit during puppy bowl.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Maybe watersports.