That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

I remember once thinking that Ryan Tannehill would be good someday. I also remember writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

Let’s not conflate the late great Waylon Jennings with what has devolved into what is contemporary country.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Reaching out with one hand on the ball while going out of bounds was a trend started by Mike Vick some years back. With stupid plays such as this resulting. Gotta be the worst thing Vick has ever done.

Oh I dunno I see plenty of people giving you answers. Perhaps you just don’t like those answers?

One is a peaceful protest against a serious issue in our country today that does not demean anyone or compare human beings to animals. The other is Clevenger’s series of tweets.

You really want someone to explain the difference between calling mostly black protestors animals and not standing for a song?

Damn. Thom Yorke’s left eye never looked better.

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

Agreed.

I have a ton of respect for Sherman. After that whole talking trash after the game affair, where everyone said he was a thug and a bad role model, I looked him up to see what he’s about. The guy is a straight up excellent role model. I’d be overjoyed if my kid looked up to him.

This stuff is de rigueur. In my experience, action at camp is always in tents.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I don’t know any of your fancy internet terms. I just came here to make tattoo jokes.