Normally i’d be annoyed at what is obviously shitty officiating. But this hurts Alabama and my default policy is fuck Alabama. I’m sure Saban will get plenty of bullshit make up calls in the second half.

I don’t think i can get mad at refs if the team they’re screwing over is coached by Saban, Bob Stoops or Urban Myer.

Insofar as it is possible to feel bad for a world-class striker at one of the world’s biggest clubs who is handsome and wildly successful, I felt bad for Cavani after his game against Arsenal (a team I support!), and was glad to see him knock in 4 today. The human condition is weird

Probably having his horn removed.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

At first I thought my team, the Browns, was also participating, but it turns out their knees just start to buckle as game time approaches.

It’s easy to make these kind of mistakes.

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Yet you decided to comment. And we all benefitted.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

...the story of Everest!

The squamous parasite steering him must be protruding its snorkel-like appendage for air.

+1 shiny nose.

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.