You know, I read stories like this and think of my own Grandfather. Growing up in Brooklyn in the 30's. I can’t help but think what he’d think of the place now.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

“You guys are heroes”

Reply thusly: Yeah, but they showed the reply like 10 times, so isn’t it sort of like he killed 10 guys?

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

“I don’t want to speak your language”

That’s the correct reaction. This is so far beyond funny. This is not a game any longer. This is not a publicity stunt or fodder for bad Jimmy Fallon jokes. You may not like Hillary, i’m not a fan myself. but you can’t say with conviction that four years of her will make the country worse than four years of this. Of…

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

Haters gonna hate, but I respect any Olympic athlete. Except those horse riding fuckers.

“Robbed by judges” seems like a step up from the usual Irish complaint, “fucked by destiny.”

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

When President Trump brings all those jobs back to our shores, America will produce nothing but Chinese flags.

Who knew that a nine-year old Rory Connell would beat a future Olympian by over five seconds? I mean, besides anyone who has ever had any conversation of any length with Rory Connell in the last 12 years.