Arizona's border fence is not nearly as intimidating as I had imagined.

I'm not sure about the food at this place, but the live entertainment sounds fantastic!

This is definitely a toboggan ride. If it was just a slide we'd see Lawrence Taylor hanging out looking for a date.

You mean aside from the district attorney's office? +1.

So, 3-0 is officially a "rout". That makes 4-0 a "Gallipoli".

It's even worse in Pittsburgh. As part of a civil settlement, the Steelers' cheerleaders are barred from chanting "be aggressive" within 200 yards of Ben Roethlisberger.

"I don't know about all Brits, but I agree that the kids are all right."

Looks like the players are already planning a wildcat strike.

Eager to prove he is more than just a defensive coach, Pettine secured the position by taking a dump on the Brown's 50 yard line.

I don't normally watch Telemundo, but I expect great things from Scapegoat Gigante.

This has to make him the odds-on favorite to serve as spokesman for Domino's Chicken Kickers.

"another ESPN talent. . . "

At least his diabetes doesn't prevent him from maintaining a stiff upper lip.

From what I've heard about Geno, being whisked away by the airport cops is really out of character. He usually on the jets before being intercepted.

This is yet another example of the NFL's hypocritical attempt to distance itself from Head Bangers.

"Hey, leave me out out of this."

Thus we see the very first time that a couple of Bud Lights led to an idiotic tweet.

Does this mean that SirGiorgio's knighthood will be revoked?

"Come for Peyton Manning's audibles. Don't worry, you don't have to stay."

It's not just Smith. Antoine Walker is always pulling this stunt these days. But he never seems to get fined by Payless.