At least Sierra waited until the offseason to get bigger. Maddox did it right in the middle of games.

Jesus, I'd think a triple would be the last thing this kid would want.

One of the better hat tricks I've seen since the last time Barry Bonds wore a batting helmet.

Dr. Anglin is right. I dare you to watch the Real World for more than 10 seconds without seeing a dick.

"There's no way to put this without hurting your feelings, but one or both of you stinks"

Timely and gross. +1

I like my Puppy Bowl with a side of Beef Pho.

At last, Puppy Bowl eXtreme will give Travis Pawstrana a chance to shine.

Triplette's failure to call for a measurement makes him a hero to all Jets quarterbacks.

Shanahan may get fired, but he'll always be a true red skin.

"pool ball in the rectum"

I believe young Hawkins is eating Long John Silver's. Robert Louis Stevenson would be appalled.

I just hope that the upcoming Dance Magazine exclusive on the Dodd-Frank Act is equally compelling.

I don't know about balls, but these particular Milwaukee fans are clearly dicks who love Schlitz.

Just sit back, and let your brain go quiet.

Cowherd got off easy. Most Alabama school-yard put downs end with the lame being shot.

+1

Mariner's GM: "Given the economic climate, we've decided to save our money for a rainy day."

This is true, but not as courageous as it sounds. It was Sonnen's best effort to keep Evans from having his guts for garters.

Normally I'd feel terrible for the citizens subjected to this sort of backdoor political/corporate shenanigans. Luckily the people of Atlanta are used to getting burned.