Trump’s own comments on reducing immigration from shithole countries and more immigrants from Norway:

It can be the new Orange iPhone.... 

I got a margarine sandwich once. I was the saddest fat kid at school.

Is it the app thats the cause of the bad photos or the hardware? Have you tried comparing this phone and a pixel side by side? 

Side question.... anyone know where that photo is from? Is it a long time ago? Its sad that I can no longer tell how old someone actually looks after make-up and CGI but i feel like that photo is 10 years old. 

Enh, unless things have drastically changed recently, testing seems to indicate the camera still sucks...

My imagination, my dress code! ;)

Good point, I guess I was assuming that Apple selected and took down the apps... but if the government provided a list of apps to take down, that would be different. 

Gambling apps are illegal. Those apps self-identified as gambling and were removed....

Why are there scare quotes around “illegal”? They’re actually Illegal in that country. 

I always like to pretend that the assembler in the back takes supreme care to make my burger look just like the photos while wearing a chef’s coat and cat, then hands it to the wrapper who wraps it too tightly and smashes it a little for good measure.

I’ve been reading quite a bit about how heat affects battery life too, with high temperatures being one of the primary ways that reduce the life of lithium ion battery packs and wondered why cases with heat sinks don’t already exist.... 

Aha! The joke’s on you, this administration has made itself IMMUNE to brain eating space slugs!

I’m pretty sure if you buy these, you work for Hydra...

While I like it, that would just give the right permission to vandalize all the stars of people they don’t like. 

In my mind, I heard it in her voice too ha ha

Ha ha ha that’s actually exactly the movie I was thinking of. 

Oooh I didn’t know this was a salad, now I can make it guilt free. I’ve actually made this dish several times after eating it at a company pot-luck years ago but I’ve been disappointed that the reception has been luke-warm. Quite a few people just don’t like Jello, or at another event all the jello got stripped off…

A world where that becomes a standard food source is a world where I starve to death. Ew. ha ha