I’ve been raped. My soul and dignity are both doing just fine.

I have a friend with the nickname Chippy (short for chipmunk, because she reminds everyone of one) and I was immediately personally offended on her behalf.

Why are you angrier about Islam than you are about Judaism? Christianity? Hinduism? Or literally any other widely practiced religion? Yes, religion is misogynistic because religion exists to defend the establishment, and in almost all cultures that establishment is patriarchy. So you’re sort of right, but mainly just…

Yes.

Is it bad that I thought the “afraid of deep things” lady was kind of cute? She didn’t cause much trouble. She was just weird.

The bassist in my middle school rock band (yes, I know) was called James Cameron.

You can’t fool me, this is the plot of the Pink Panther!

Good.

One more thing going on my highly anachronistic list of medical fears (which already contains tuberculosis and scurvy)

THIS FRIEND SPEAKS MY MIND

“And then their boner creeps out of their boxer briefs and there’s a little pre cum stain”

Sadly, there’s a pretty big overlap between MRAs and vocal atheists.

Hmm. I still feel like, even holding on to high-ish standards (be handsome, be interesting, don’t be a misogynist) I’d still have slightly better straight dating (straighting?) prospects in China than in New York. But if this isn’t true, please just let me continue living in my comforting fantasy world :P

WHAT

Based on this person’s use of grammar and punctuation I suspect that they themself are high school aged. Doesn’t make them right about this, but maybe provides context.

You have a point, but not enough of a point. Yes, bio female human brains and bodies reach maturity more quickly than those of bio male humans. But as someone else said, individuals mature at different rates from each other regardless of their sex, plus there are so many cultural factors acting on whether or not a…

Orrrrrrr these young single Chinese dudes who think they’ll be forever alone could come over and wife up all the shy awkward foreign women who think they’ll be forever alone.

“You could plug any reasonably competent singer into those songs, and you couldn’t tell.”

“If it sounds good, it is good.” - Duke Ellington

Frankly I think I’d be less traumatized by just being raped than I would be by biting someone’s tongue off...