Underbake your cookies! http://www.marthastewart.com/344840/soft-an… <- I modify this recipe to make snickerdoodles and I underbake it and I could eat those gooey cookies all day.

“I’ve been working on improving my cooking skills for the past year. This resulted in a very tearful conversation with my husband, where I had to explain that if I was going to spend 8 hours in the kitchen making ravioli from scratch at his request, he could at least take a fucking bite before drowning it in Sriracha.”

My boyfriend is this person. I could eat lamb and steak completely raw if it was a little seasoned and came with rice - he wants everything he eats to be DEFINITELY DEAD. I judged him hard for the first year, but now I’m kind of used to it.

True story - I only started baking cookies from scratch because I wanted an excuse to eat cookie dough. Then I got pretty good at baking cookies and started selling them in my college dorm. $$$ and cookie dough for me.

Hey just a reminder that girls with ADHD exist, and gendering these behaviors REALLY screws ADHD girls up because they’re accused of lying and making up their problems because they’re girls, duh, of course they’re naturally good at sitting still and just acting like they’re bad at it to piss us off /s

I stick hairs to the wall too. So either you’re not gross or we both are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I tend to sing softly to myself in public (usually without even being aware of it), but if anyone ever told me it was bothering them, I would stop immediately.”

ummmm SAME

Agree in principal, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she genuinely thought that was true. Families are pretty awesome and soul sustaining and life affirming if you’re into that.

Pilates while on cocaine. Feel like a god while getting a godly body win/win/win amirite ladies

God, this is a cool story. I’ve always been totally fascinated by immigration to the US. I find it oddly moving or cyclical or fitting or something, (I can’t really verbalize this feeling but I’m sure people know what I mean) that the west of the US is called “Gold Mountain” in Chinese because of the gold rush which…

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Can’t this be dealt with on a case-by-case basis, though? I’m pretty sure prisons already have protocol in place for prisoners who are a likely danger to other prisoners. Their gender and whether they’re trans or not doesn’t need to affect that imo. I think it would be ridiculous to send a cis woman to a men’s prison…

My grandmother is almost ninety and if anything I think she has more of a filter than she did when she was younger - she gives no fucks and never has. She’s a holocaust orphan and former weather underground member with a habit of “adopting” adults who are kinda aimless in life and need a place to stay and a bit of…

Is that an Australia/New Zealand/South Africa thing or are there Americans who pronounce pen as pin? I can’t imagine that not sounding Australian as hell.

“I’m so hoping someone comes in and donates another full $100K on top of what they’ve raised after they reach goal.”

I mean, mostly just sex on everyone’s terms. Mutually consensual sex. Don’t rape anyone regardless of your gender and theirs.

SCANDINAVIA FOREVER

On behalf of white women, I’d like to apologize for the fact that those people exist and express their opinions

-hi five-