Excuse you, I'm gonna need a public proposal with a flashmob where I get cued to jump in and sing a gospel song in front of all the unsuspecting people in times square. :P Okay, maybe not times square because that would be inconsiderate to tourists who have to get from a to b and don't know how to avoid overly crowded…

Welllllll........ British English has different words in it sometimes. But she was probably just high af. I don't think she actually cared about trucks vs lorries.

I've heard Sam Smith called the "male Adele" but that's the only exception I can think of.

That cat is me trying to explain logic to my boyfriend.

Oh for fuck's sake thank you for being the voice of reason. I had no idea so many utter psychopaths read Jezebel. I hope these people would rather save their mothers than a couple statues, but having read the thread I'm honestly not sure.

Again, what specifically are we being defended from? What would happen to us without it? And if the wars we participate in are for the purpose of defending the USA, why do they all take place on another continent? It looks like we're the aggressive invading threat, not our enemies.

My advice is to try to impress upon her that her teachers/school officials are on her team, and that it's in her best interests to work with them because they all actually want her to succeed.

...I like mashed potatoes more than frosting.

I feel like a significant other might actually appreciate #2 a whole lot.

I thought I was the only one!!!!!

What are they protecting us from?

Except the army isn't protecting us, it's making us look like cartoon supervillains. I know there are a lot of really good, well-intentioned, and brave people in the US army, but I'm sure there are also a lot of total fucking psychopaths. The presence of psychopaths is inevitable in war ("I can get paid to kill…

Will do!

My voice is pretty brassy and good with vocal runs, and I'd say vocally I'm most well suited to RnB or pop soul numbers. No classical training, I mostly learned to sing by singing along to my dad's Beatles and Eva Cassidy (weird combo I know) CDs. I just looked up a couple sample songs to jog my memory about the…

I dunno, my mother used to read me and my brothers Eloise because Eloise is still really excited about life even though she already has a lot of material possessions, and mum thought that was a good attitude for children to have. For my mother the "moral" of the Eloise books is 'stuff is nice but stuff isn't the…

She makes autobiographical art and enough people wanted to pay her for it that it made her famous. Self absorbed? Sure. But clearly in a way that's appealing to a lot of people. Connecting stuff to her life is what she does as a performer, and I understand if you don't like that - but I feel like a lot of her…

I swear to god this is Nicki Minaj. What is this woman doing with Nicki's face?

The [name]/[name] format has been ruined (or improved?) for me by fanfiction.

"I'm looking for the Key to my Peele, musically speaking"

eh inhaling smoke is unhealthy and I wouldn't want to do that to an animal that didn't sign up for the whole business. I would not be above feeding canna butter to an animal though if I had enough credible sources tell me that it was safe and not traumatic, though...