I'll give it a bit. It's a game a lot of people played.

The best 2d animation I've ever seen probably has to be cited in chunks. Money shots from various anime, especially from the 80s. Or, for more recent examples, several from Attack on Titan. Akira as a whole. The best character animation can be found in Road to El Dorado, surprisingly enough. Can't say I'd elevate…

Meh. Who can name me the games whose achievements required:

You know, I used to be somewhat excited about the video recording ability on the new consoles. Then I did the research and discovered that both will be limited to 720p30. What a letdown. How long is the next gen meant to last? I abandoned that resolution years ago. And Youtube isn't stupid; they are already…

Looks (and even sounds) like the kind of game that wouldn't be out of place on a "Top Ten Amiga Games Of All Time" list.

This game actually looks like decent fun. Need to lock the framerate at 60, which it clearly is not currently hitting. Put it on next-gen systems so I'll have something to buy. (I don't count Resogun, whose uninspired sound effects really drove me batty within one minute.)

Hard for me to identify this brand of humor as anything but mocking. Xbox, this year's whipping boy. Let's put it into context, shall we? Know what'd happen if the next Kingdom Hearts stopped being "Kingdom Hearts 3" and started being "Kingdom Hearts: Alpha Slumber Divided"? People would stop caring. The big fat…

As I said, Windwaker led the way. What began with theme parks inexplicably built into every Zelda game ended with side-scrolling platformers that play themselves for you. The decline of relative platform power came along for the ride for both reasons: lack of necessity (for babysitting/casual purposes) and enhanced…

Could be worth it just to avoid taxes. But the fact of the matter is that both next-gen consoles are so simple to make that the PS4, at least, will be in unlimited supply. (The XB1's supply is likely bottlenecked by the inclusion of the reviled Kinect 2.) If you fail to grab one of the presell tickets hanging…

Between the three motion control systems, Move offers the best accuracy. It also suffers from the worst latency of the three.

Actually, I remember the first time the new Link was introduced. There was a halfhearted "woo" and a golfclap. People were baffled.

Hmm. Maybe this will make room for that freshly rumored Nausicaa sequel, or sequels.

We'll see, right? The #1 problem with the series is the lack of exploration, or more specifically the lack of a robust world of any sort. And every area has the most nebulous connection to other areas - you have to basically take the map's word for it. Yeah, the game's a dungeon crawler, but you get the feeling…

Nintendo's still trying to tap too many markets. They should have designed the 2DS to look like it was made by Playskool and be done with it.

I'm so happy to have an update to my best game, and I love Lisa so much.

Still holding out for the 4k version. Counting on Carmack to make it happen. ;p 1080p spread across most of your field of view.. shrug. You'd have to make a point of ignoring the grid and the pixels. I know; I stare at a 42 inch TV all day, and it's three feet from my face.

Of course the name isn't the problem.

What I'm really keen to know about is input latency. I understand the XB1 uses something completely new, specifically so it can move more data and have the better quality we're hearing, undoubtedly among other things. But how does that rock the boat?

They should probably make a trailer advertising that option, then. Like, the entire trailer I just watched, except subtitled and with nary a rent-a-voice to be heard. Meh, I don't have any genuine interest in playing this game, or I might have known Japanese dialogue was an option.

Heh. I had to laugh at the usual suspects of rent-a-voices. If you close your eyes and it sounds more like a cartoon than a movie, well, a voice director failed on some level. Women's voices were about one octave lower than I'd expect, as usual. And that lip movement system would take some getting used to. Turn…