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Thanks rednecks, you fucking morons let this traitor and all his dipshit kids into the White House and here we are.

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

Jackass family protecting its gravy train.

“I would have never did it if it were not for me and her.”

It's so obviously a lawsuit designed to take down the WaPo. Hopefully, Bezos will stand his ground no matter the cost.

Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about how McCarthy was right.

Ah, yes, Senator Joe McCarthy, who built a political career espousing an early form of political correctness. Known for spearheading witch hunts targeting suspected racists and white supremacists, he was finally toppled by clear-thinking conservatives.

Probably, with Clarence Thomas putting in pro-bono work.

I can honestly say I don’t care about Karl (RIP but he was kind of a dick), but how is Choupette doing?!

The only “value” the average evangelical Republican sees in their family is the extent that they can beat on them, control them, or otherwise entertain themselves with them before people around them start getting uncomfortable or become aware of their activities. They’re never too low to lay with a prostitute and

Even so, it’s baffling that the evangelicals turn a blind eye to the fact that the first lady posed nude, and that Trump paid two porn stars to fuck him, all while confessing to sexual assault on national TV.

Or how she was an illegal immigrant, then used “chain migration” to get her parents citizenship.

The Trump c(k)lan just, JUST, did a whole family twitter thread joking about Native American genocide, and Malia’s post-its are the story over at DM...

The Trump Cultists are all about morality and illegal immigration but never talk about the first lady getting photographed with her titty being sucked on by another foreign hooker back in the day.

The Daily Mail ran a big story today on Malia’s alleged “secret” Facebook account full of “anti-Trump messages,”

If the worst the Malia’s done is smoke some weed and drink a little booze, she’s a Saint compared to the trash currently residing in the White House.

If security needs to know which kind of person should be groping me, they can damn well ask.

My guess is he wanted exposure. I’ve never heard of him until this scandal, so I guess it worked. Unfortunately for him, he was exposed, so now I’ll forever know him as the actor/singer/director/photographer who faked a hate crime.