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It seems like the cat was the only one who got out of this better than when it started.

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Hundreds die when flying stage collapses on crowd.

As a college professor I can only speak from my experience and here it is: trigger warnings are used by students mainly as a way of getting out of work or for not having to read literature that they don’t want to. In legit cases (such as a veteran fresh from Afghanistan who didn’t want to watch a segment of Band of

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one. It sort of justifies it. I’m not saying she should go free, but 10 years sounds about right to me

It’s hard to know how to feel about this one. I was in college at the same time as Parker and though this is in no way an excuse, how people thought about consent was not as evolved at that time. Anecdotally, about half of my female friends (myself included) had sexual experiences where we were too intoxicated to give

John Hodgman should ABSOLUTELY be Trebek’s replacement on Jeopardy.

This is how the world ends my friend.

I find it really ridiculous and shitty to paint Hillary as a terrible person for not wanting to believe her husband is a rapist. How many women are cheated on, lied to, abused, humiliated, and hurt by their husbands and don’t leave? How many women have blamed the other woman when her husband cheats? I’d guess

One assumes when Hillary Clinton says that sexual assault victims have a right to be believed, she means by the authorities etc. when they report. Because a lot of women have a hellish time with the police and whatnot placing the burden of proof on sexual assault victims and re-victimizing them. And I also agree with

It’s puzzling that so many people are angrier at Hillary than at the man actually accused of rape. And that includes the alleged victim.

If Ken Starr didn’t bite on it, it’s probably a nothingburger.

I have no idea if Broaddrick’s allegations are true or not, but her story is credible enough, and should be treated with sensitivity and seriousness.

I don’t know if Bill Clinton raped her or not, but I do find it odd that she seems to focus so much on ruining Hillary’s career over the issue. Her evidence that Hillary even would have known about the incident is shaky at best - Hillary shook her hand and said thank you, in what was perceived to be a menacing tone?

So, Bill Clinton raped a woman and then went home and told his wife? I feel that Juniata Broaddrick has suffered much in her life, primarily with mental illness.

He’ll buy Wonkette back instead, reinstall Jack Steuf, & dare him to outdo A.J. Daulerio.

I’m sure he is planning on using his vast profits from The Desert Oracle to submit a winning bid at the bankruptcy auction.

Living in a refurbished quanset hut somewhere between Los Angeles & Las Vegas, preparing for the next economic epoch, homeschooling his kids in quantum physics & Hindi?

You still have an access card? Someone fucked up. Where is Ken Layne?