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Nop. You’re wrong. It’s a really important issue and if you can’t see it, too bad. Billionaires funding wars on media via proxy lawsuits is a crime against society buddy. Hate gawker all you want, the principle is a vital one.

The Roanoke reporter and camera operator getting gunned down on live tv didn’t change their minds, either. I don’t even think a massive televised attack would do it.

Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.

Boats and hoes.

I had no problem with it.

Fuck hulk hogan. He’s a racist piece of shit and decided to go after others to make up for the small dick he has from using steroids. I use to like Peter theil but he’s a pussy for funding other people’s wars. Freedom of speech bitches.

Hahaha look how mad this dude is.

Cindy Crawford keeps giving interviews, saying that she’s so proud of her kids for modelling. What’s to be proud of, exactly?

Too meta by half, but I liked it. More importantly, the first South Park game was almost perfect, so, benefit of the doubt.

I....don’t....I know those are words in a sentence but I don’t know what your saying.

People really are hyperbolic about this show, aren’t they? It’s good, these people are very talented, but Jesus already...

Sorry, but out of all the things that made me cry today, this wasn’t one of them.

I don’t know, I’m starting to feel like I’m watching a rich, old man who legitimately doesn’t have his head in the right place, but has enough of an ego and enough going on still that no one can control or even advise him. My only comfort is that his massive defeat is visible from this far out. He can’t even lead

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I think that Chump has it in his head that a celebrity has endorsed him if they haven’t specifically wished him dead.

Even a rapist has to draw the line somewhere.

I believe sperm, because as we all know Donald’s sperm results in things he finds pleasing and provocative aka his daughter.

Because Trump is *~*MAGIC*~* apparently. Who needs a president that knows anything? We have MAGIC!!!!!!!

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.