I’d be angry too if Sanders was encouraging me to flush my hard-earned money down the toilet. The anger is sometimes misplaced.

100 % of Sanders donations since March 15th have been donated to a lost cause/vanity campaign.

Except nothing in those texts actually said “he hit me”, at least not in this article. Not defending Depp or any action, but really they could have been about any indiscretion.

Oh. Well then I ALSO have unconfirmed texts that prove incontrovertibly that Johnny Depp is actually McDonald’s Mayor McCheese after he got

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

Did he circle the dollar amount on the checks in gold Sharpie?

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

This reminds me of Jr. High (fucking miserable) where I was teased relentlessly about being fat. I dropped a ton of weight and then I was ridiculed for my clothes. You can’t fucking win, man.

I will never not post this quote.

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

I dunno. Maybe it’s from spending 5 years working in the Brooklyn courthouse where we generally say “judge,” not “Your Honor,” and where if you’re not actually yelling at the judge, you haven’t gone far enough.

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

I didn't want to go there, but goddamn. This was the first thing I thought of. He's acting like a fucking troll too though, so I don't feel bad.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.