The problem here is that you seem to think a 13 year old who was mad about getting in trouble would understand the artistic value of a video game.

I feel bad for her son. He'll forever be known as the Bama fan who needed his mom to fight his fights... And a pussy.

I'm pretty sure that in this instance "a couple of drinks" means "a whole lot of drinks, but I'm raging alcoholic, so I can handle it."

It's amazing how many people are still killing these Oklahoma fans for possibly being dicks. Frankly I think they come off MUCH better than this woman.

You want to see these people's teeth?

That is literally the saddest family portrait I have ever seen. In most of them, the people involved usually bother to feign happiness for a brief, fleeting moment. These people are like, "We suck, our lives suck, our outfits suck, and the picture sucks. This sucks."

Just saying...

I want to be clear that I do not tolerate discrimination of any type and am respectful of all individuals.

Guy Incognito >> Mr Snrub.

Mr. Burns tried the same trick.

He reiterated his fervent desire for me to cease speaking on the subject, stating that "a wise coach once told me there are two things you don't talk about in the NFL, politics and religion.

Cheerlead for shitty corporate thought. Internalise it. Fill your utterly vacant mind and ego with a fucking logo and then jump off a goddamned building, you fucking waste of existence.

Go fuck yourself. The only thing thats not right is denying people basic rights.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

B-b-but she's so polite! Who doesn't love the gal who saunters onto the plane late, doesn't say excuse me and then spills over into your seat smelling of last night's whiskey?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

I'm confused: from the description it sounds like he thought she was being pushy, not that she was fat.